Nhasi, ndafunga kuti zvingave zvinonakidza kutarisa mamwe emashoko akawanda asingakanganwiki kubva kuna Larry David muCurb Your Enthusiasm.
Kana usingazive nezve sitcom iyi, Curb Your Enthusiasm inyaya inonakidza ine Larry David , uyo anotamba senyaya yekufungidzira.
Chaizvoizvo, iyi nhevedzano inotevera hupenyu hwaLarry semunyori-akarega pamudyandigere weterevhizheni uye mugadziri sezvaanoyedza kubata nekushungurudzika kwehupenyu uye quirks.
Kwandiri, ndeimwe yemakuru eAmerican sitcoms.
Kune mavhidhiyo akawanda eCurb Your Enthusiasm paYouTube kana uchida kuona mutambo uyu, uye kana usingauzive, zvakakodzera kuita izvozvo kana uine nguva shoma yekuzorora.
Saka enda mberi utarise, asi kwete usati wanakidzwa nemakotesheni aya asingakanganwike.
Nakidzwa nazvo zvese.
Mashoko kubva kuna Larry David mu Curb Your Enthusiasm:
Ndiri kuchemera nzanga.
Ndinoona kusangana nevanhu kuchisembura.
Ndingakumbira ruregerero here nekukumbira ruregerero?
Ndakaroora. Ndinogona kupfeka chero chandinoda.
Pakunyura kwezuva? Iwe uri chii, Gary Cooper?
Ndiri kuedza kukwidziridza hurukuro diki kusvika pakati nepakati.
Hei, funga nezvenyaya yako. Zvakadini nazvo?
Ndine mazano, asi ndinosarudza kusaaita.
Ndinogara ndichifunga zvinhu zvakanaka, asi handimbozviiti.
Zvinoita sehupenzi kwandiri kuisa napkin pabhurugwa rekare.
Sei munhu wese achifanira kuva nemifananidzo yezvose?
Ndiri kunzwa zvakanaka. Zvakanaka, zvakanaka, zvakanaka, zvakanaka. "
Pane munhu anoda kubatsira munhu akarebesa chinja vhiri?
Tirikurwa nekuti uri benzi. Ndosaka tichirwa.
Ndine urombo kana wagumburwa. Handifungi kuti ndataura chinhu chinogumbura.
Unoziva kuti ndiani anopfeka magirazi ezuva mukati? Mapofu nemadhongi.
Handifarire kutaura nevanhu vandinoziva, asi vanhu vandisingazivi handina dambudziko navo.
Bald dhongi? Imhosva yeruvengo. Tinozvitora seboka.
Akada kumbomira kuti ataure neni, uye handisi kumuziva zvakakwana kuti timbomira titaure.
Ndingakuudza chimwe chinhu nezvemaapricot? 1 mu30 yakanaka. Muchero wakaderera kudaro muzana.
Zuva chiitiko chaunacho nemumwe munhu chinokuita kuti unakidze kuva wega.
Hapana anofarira ngano, HAPANA! Saka enderera mberi nekuridza mhere uye unozopedzisira wava muGEHE! ZVAKANAKA!
Unogona kuisa colon yangu pedyo nekoroni yako; tichaona kuti ndiani ane yakachena, ine hutano colon.
Chii chinomanikidzirwa kuita kuti vanhu vauye kumba kwako wovapa zvokudya uye kutaura navo?
Hazvina basa zvachose. Uye ini ndinoziva nekuti basa rangu rese rakavakirwa pakusaita basa.
Mushandi anoudzwa kuti mutengi anogara akarurama uye, kutaura zvazviri, mutengi anowanzova benzi uye dhongi.
Iwe hausi chinhu pasina hutano hwako. Vamwe vanhu havasi chinhu kunyangwe nehutano hwavo. Ndinowira muboka iroro, dzimwe nguva.
Ndoda kuva nembavha pane vavakidzani. Mbavha hadzimanikidzi. Mbavha dzinongoda zvinhu zvako. Vavakidzani vanoda nguva yako.
Ndakamboedza kumisa mumwe mukadzi aitorohwa nemota. Ndakashevedzera kuti 'Chenjerai!' uye akati, 'Musandiudza zvokuita!'
Unozivei? Hazvina mhosva, zvakanaka! Ini-ndichabvisa chiropa changu! Ndichafamba nedialysis muchina wakarembera kunze kwangu kwehupenyu hwangu hwese, hapana dambudziko!
Unoziva kuti chii? Unogara uchikwezvwa nemunhu asingakudi, handiti? Zvakanaka, pano une mumwe munhu asiri kungoda iwe chete; haitombobvumi kodzero yako yekuvepo; anoda kuparadzwa kwako! Ndiko kubatidza.
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