Ndinoda kuverenga mashoko anonakidza aSpike Milligan. Hapana mubvunzo kuti aive murume ane mapfupa anonakidza.
Kana usingazive zita rake, Spike Milligan aive munhu anosetsa, asina ruremekedzo, uye aifarirwa zvikuru uye aizivikanwa zvikuru paterevhizheni neredhiyo yeBritain kwemakore mazhinji mushure mehondo, kusvika paakafa muna 2002.
Terence Alan Milligan akaberekerwa muIndia; aive mwanakomana wemukuru weBritish Army wedzinza reIrish uye amai veChirungu.
Kuwedzera pakuva muimbi wemakomiki akanaka, pamwe anozivikanwa zvikuru nebasa rake neGoon Show , aivewo munyori akabudirira, mudetembi, munyori wemitambo, uye mutambi.
Kunyangwe akapedza huzhinji hwehupenyu hwake hwepakutanga muIndia, ruzhinji rwehupenyu hwake hwevakuru hwakapedzerwa kuUnited Kingdom.
Zvisinei, apo Mutemo weCommonwealth Immigrants Act wakabvisa kodzero yaMilligan akaberekerwa kuIndia yekuva mugari weBritain muna 1962, pasinei nebasa rake muBritish Army nerababa vake, akava mugari weIreland, achishandisa kodzero yaakapihwa nababa vake vakaberekerwa kuIreland.
Ndinofunga anga ari murume anosetsa pachokwadi, uye kuti ndizviratidze, hezvino gumi neshanu zvemasvomhu ake anopinza. Nakidzwa nazvo zvese.
Mashoko akataurwa naSpike Milligan:
- Varume vese vanopiswa zvakaenzana. ~Spike Milligan
- Chandinongokumbira mukana wekuratidza kuti mari haigone kundifadza. ~Spike Milligan
- Ndakafunga kuti ndaizotanga nekuverenga nhetembo yaShakespeare, asi ndakazofunga kuti, nei ndichifanira? Haana kumboverenga chero zvangu. ~Spike Milligan
- Uchauya chinyararire here, kana kuti ndinofanira kushandisa maearplugs? ~Spike Milligan
- Mari yaisagona kutenga shamwari, asi unowana boka riri nani remuvengi. ~Spike Milligan
- Ndiri gamba nemakumbo embwende. ~Spike Milligan
- Ndakanga ndiri muuto kwenguva yakareba sei? Mafiti mashanu gumi nerimwe. ~Spike Milligan
- Ndakatendeuka ndokukwenya maoko angu nemufaro. Ndinogara ndichichengeta tin of glee iri nyore. ~Spike Milligan
- Handityi kufa, handidi kuvapo pazvinoitika. ~Spike Milligan
- Mishonga yekudzivirira pamuviri inofanira kushandiswa panguva yose yaungafungirwa. ~Spike Milligan
- Hupenyu chirwere chenguva refu chinorapika nerufu. ~Spike Milligan
- Ndinogona kutaura Esperanto sechizvarwa. ~Spike Milligan
- Shiri muThe Strand inokosha mbiri muShepherd's Bush. ~Spike Milligan
- Mumwe murume ane mhuri anobva kuSiberia; Sababa vaiva vakaderera zvikuru; Asi oparesheni imwe chete; Ongorora mamiriro acho; Uye zvino ava Amai Mukuru. ~Spike Milligan
- Uye Mwari akati, 'Ngakuve nechiedza' chiedza chikavapo, asi Magetsi Board akati aizofanira kumirira kusvika China kuti abatanidzwe. ~Spike Milligan
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