Groucho Marx, akaberekwa Julius Henry Marx, aive mutambi wekuAmerica, munyori, nhanho, firimu, redhiyo, uye nyeredzi yeterevhizheni uye chikamu cheakabudirira uye ane mukurumbira zvikuru comedy chiitiko chinozivikanwa se. The Marx Brothers.
Groucho aizivikanwa nekugona kwake kutaura zvinhu nekukurumidza, uye anoonekwa semumwe wevanyori vemakomiki vakanakisa venguva ino.
Nevanin'ina vake, the Marx Brothers, Groucho Marx akaita mafirimu gumi nematatu, asi aivewo nebasa rakabudirira ari ega muredhiyo neterevhizheni.
Heano 27 makotesheni na Groucho Marx izvo zvinoratidza njere dzake dzekukurumidza.
Zvakatorwa naGroucho Marx (1-10):
- Ndinoshuva kurarama nokusingaperi kana kufa ndichiedza.
- Pamwe akafa kana wachi yangu yamira.
- Murume anongochembera semukadzi waanonzwa.
- Alimony yakafanana nekutenga uswa hwebhiza rakafa.
- Ndiroore uye handifi ndakatarisa rimwe bhiza!
- Nguva inotevera pandichakuona, ndiyeuchidze kuti ndisataure newe.
- Uchatenda ani, ini kana maziso ako?
- Mubhedha wechipatara itekisi yakapakwa ine mita ichimhanya.
- Ndakaroorwa nemutongi. Ndingadai ndakakumbira jury.
- Akawana chimiro chake kubva kuna baba vake. Ndiye chiremba anovhiya epurasitiki.
Zvakatorwa naGroucho Marx (11-20):
- Ini ndinoramba kujoinha chero kirabhu inoda kuti ndive nhengo.
- Hapana murume anoenda nguva yake isati yasvika kunze kwekunge shefu vaenda nekukurumidza.
- Ndakava nemanheru akanakisa, asi handizvo.
- Ani nani anoti anoona nevakadzi anoshaya zvakawanda.
- Kuchembera hakuna dambudziko. Ungofanire kurarama kwenguva yakakwana.
- Kuseri kwemurume wese anobudirira kune mukadzi, uye shure kwake kune mukadzi wake.
- Sei ndichifanira kuva nehanya nezvevazukuru? Chii chandakamboitirwa?
- Ndiwo misimboti yangu, uye kana usingaafarire, zvakanaka, ndine mamwe.
- Munhu haadzori magumo ake. Vakadzi vehupenyu hwake vanomuitira izvozvo.
- Kana nyaya iyi makamboinzwa musandiregedze nekuti ndoda kumboinzwa futi.
Zvakatorwa naGroucho Marx (21-27):
- Muchato inzvimbo inoshamisa, asi ndiani anoda kugara muchikoro?
- Chakavanzika chehupenyu kuvimbika uye kubata zvakanaka. Kana uchigona kunyepera kuti wakazvigadzira.
- Katsi nhema ichiyambuka nzira yako inoratidza kuti mhuka iri kuenda kune imwe nzvimbo.
- Pane imwe nzira yekuziva kana murume akatendeseka: mubvunze. Kana akati hongu, unoziva kuti itsotsi.
- Mamwe mangwanani ndakapfura nzou ndakapfeka mapyjamas. Kuti akapinda sei mupijama dzangu handichaziva.
- Zvematongerwo enyika hunyanzvi hwekutsvaga dambudziko, kuriwana kwese kwese, kuriongorora zvisiri izvo, uye kushandisa nzira dzisiridzo.
- Ndinofanira kutaura kuti ndinoona terevhizheni inodzidzisa zvikuru. Paminiti apo mumwe munhu anoibatidza, ndinoenda kuraibhurari ndoverenga bhuku rakanaka.
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