Kutsvaga mamwe mazwi anokurudzira nezvehupenyu, muverengi anodiwa? Ipapo ndakatora mamwe ezvakanakisa uye akafemerwa maonero pamusoro pehupenyu kubva kune vamwe vanhu vakuru.
Ini ndinoda aya makotesheni, uye ndinovimba iwe uchaafarirawo.
Nakidzwa nazvo zvese, uye ndapota inzwa wakasununguka kuzvigovera.
Mashoko anokurudzira nezveupenyu (1-10):
- Unorarama kamwe chete, asi kana ukazviita nemazvo, kamwe chete zvakakwana. ~Mae West
- Rimwe zuva hupenyu hwako huchapenya pamberi pemeso ako. Ita shuwa kuti yakakodzera kutariswa. ~Gerard Way
- Kunyangwe uchifunga kuti unokwanisa kana kufunga kuti haugone, wakarurama. ~Henry Ford
- Murume anozvivimba anowana chivimbo chevamwe. ~Hasidic Chirevo
- Zvaunoshaya mutarenda zvinogona kugadzirwa nechishuwo, hustle uye kupa 110% nguva dzese. ~Don Zimmer
- Iwe hausati wanyanya kuchembera kuti uise chimwe chinangwa kana kurota hope itsva. ~CS Lewis
- Nzira yekutanga ndeyekusiya kutaura uye kutanga kuita. ~Walt Disney
- Usagamuchira tsanangudzo yehupenyu hwako; zvitsanangurire. ~Harvey Fierstein
- Bvuma mutoro wehupenyu hwako. Ziva kuti ndiwe uchakusvitsa kwauri kuda kuenda, hapana mumwe. ~Les Brown
- Kuziva hakuna kukwana; tinofanira kunyorera. Kuda hakuna kukwana; tinofanira kudaro. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Mashoko anokurudzira nezveupenyu (11-21):
- Iyo chete nzira yazvinoita nani ndeye kana iwe uchinge waita nani sechero chaunoita. ~Jim Rohn
- Matambudziko ndiwo anoita kuti hupenyu hufadze uye kuakunda ndiko kunoita kuti hupenyu huve nechinangwa. ~Joshua J. Marine
- Kukundikana hakumbofi kwakandibata kana kutsunga kwangu kubudirira kwakasimba zvakakwana. ~Og Mandino
- Tinogona kusangana nekukundwa kwakawanda asi hatifanirwe kukundwa. ~Maya Angelou
- Nokuda kwechikonzero chiri chose chisingabviri, kune mazana avanhu akatarisana nemamiriro ezvinhu akafanana ndokubudirira. ~Jack Canfield
- Zvinhu zvinofamba zvakanyanya kune avo vanonyatsoita kuti zvinhu zvifambe sei. ~John Wooden
- Iwe haufanirwe kuve wakanaka kuti utange, asi iwe unofanirwa kutanga kuve mukuru. ~Zig Ziglar
- Hapana miganhu kune zvaunogona kuita, kunze kwemiganhu yaunoisa pakufunga kwako wega. ~Brian Tracy
- Isu tinogadzira kutya patinenge takagara. Tinovakunda nekuita. ~Dr Henry Link
- Kana uri kushanda pane chimwe chinhu chaunonyanya kufarira, haufaniri kusundidzirwa. Chiratidzo chinokukweva. ~Steve Jobs
- Zvanhasi zvanga zvisingagoneke nezuro. ~Robert H. Schuller
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