Nekuda kwakakurumbira uye iwe chete, muverengi anodiwa, heano 21 makotesheni anosekesa anogona kungofadza bhonzo rako rinosekesa. Vese vakabva vandisekerera.
Zvinosuruvarisa, ndakanetseka kuti ndione vanyori vepakutanga vehupenzi huno, saka ivo vose vanofanira kuiswa se'Munyori Asingazivikanwi.'
Zvisinei, kana paine anogona kundibatsira panyaya iyi, ndingafara kupa makiredhiti akakodzera kana zvichibvira. Ingondizivisa kuburikidza neCONTACT.
Chero nzira, ndinovimba vanoita kuti unyemwerere, muverengi anodiwa.
Uye iwe unofanirwa kunge uri mumwe munhu ane hupenyu hwakatiomera izvozvi, saka ndinovimba vanounza mufaro mudiki kune ringave risiri zuva rakasviba.
Ndinovimba unonakidzwa nazvo zvese.
Mune maonero angu akazvininipisa, aya ndiwo mamwe emashoko anonakidza auchaverenga nhasi kana, zvechokwadi, chero zuva.
Seka kwenguva refu uye useke zvikuru, nokuti upenyu hupfupi kwazvo zvokuti haungazadzi mazuva ako nokuseka. Nakidzwa nenguva ino, nekuti ino ndihwo hupenyu hwako.
Humorous Quotes:
- Ndini, ndakaburitsa imbwa.
- Hubereki ndiyo hood inotyisa kupinda nayo.
- Vanhu vanoti ndinoita sendisina basa nazvo. Haisi chiito.
- Makonye maviri aiva nenhangemutange. Vakapedzisira vasunga tayi.
- Ndakadzivirira imba yangu asi vana vachiri kupinda neimwe nzira.
- Nhasi nderimwe remazuva apo kunyange kofi yangu inoda kofi.
- I am one step away from be rich, chandinoda manje imari.
- Apuro pazuva rinochengeta chero munhu zvakadaro kana ukakanda zvakaoma zvakakwana.
- Ndakagadzira kubva pamubhedha kusvika pasofa. Hapachina kundimisa manje.
- Simbe ishoko rakashata kudaro. Ndinosarudza kuzvidaidza kuti kusarudza kutora chikamu.
- Ndinofunga kuti pane chiri kushaikwa muupenyu hwangu. Kuda mamiriyoni mana kana mashanu emadhora.
- Munongoziva kuti muri amai mukahwisisa kuti sei porridge yamai bere yaitonhora.
- Ndakamboshanda mufekitari yemuto wemaranjisi asi ndakaiswa mumagaba nekuti ndaisakwanisa kuisa pfungwa dzangu.
- Ndiri pakudya kutsva uko kwaunodya chero chaunoda uye unonamatira chishamiso.
- Hupenyu hunodiwa, pandakati "Zuva rino ringatonyanya kuipa here?" wakanga uri mubvunzo une njere, kwete denho.
- Handifi ndakakanganisa kaviri. Ndinozviita katatu kana kana, munoziva, kuti ndive nechokwadi!
- Usanetsana neni; Ndinoziva Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu uye 20 mamwe mazwi ane ngozi.
- Ndanga ndichatora nyika nhasi asi ndakanyanya kukotsira. Yakamiswa, zvakare!
- Nguva iyoyo yakaoma haugone kunzwisisa zviri kutaurwa nemumwe munhu mushure mekunge vazvidzokorora kanenge kashanu.
- Ndinoyeuka makore apfuura apo chandaida kuita kwaiva kukura. Ndakarasika.
- Munguva yekuzorora kwake kwechirimo, Santa anga achiona zvako zvepaFacebook. Gore rino uri kuwana duramazwi.
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Kana chero yeaya makotesheni anosekesa akaita kuti unyemwerere saka ndapota govana iyi positi neshamwari dzako pasocial media.
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