Funny Comebacks : Heano makumi matatu nemanomwe ekubata nevanhu vasina hunhu

Inyanzvi yezvinosetsa inodzoka yakafanira kukudziridzwa.

Tese tinofanirwa kubata nekutaura zvisina kunaka uye vanhu vane hutsinye, vanovenga nguva nenguva. Zvose izvi chikamu chehupenyu hwevanhu.

Zvisinei, kangani kaunoshuva kuti dai waiva nemhinduro yakakodzera yakagadzirira kuenda kunoisa vanhu vakadaro zvakasimba munzvimbo yavo?

Dai chete iwe wanga uine stock yekusekesa yekudzoka yekusarudza kubva kana mamiriro airaira.

Zvakanaka, hezvino makumi matatu nenomwe zvinosetsa zvinodzoka zvaungawana zvichibatsira kana watarisana nekubata nevanhu vasina hunhu, vane hutsinye, kana vakaoma. Zvingani zveizvi zvaungashandisa nhasi?

Kana iwe uchinyanya kufarira chero ipi yeiyi inosekesa kudzoka, ndapota govera iyi positi neshamwari dzako, asi chete mushure mekunge wanakidzwa nazvo zvese kutanga.

Rangarira: Paunogovana, munhu wese anokunda.

Zvinosetsa (1-10):

1. Iwe unoziva, iwe unofanirwa chaizvo kutenga mamwe mweya mints. 
2. Ndine zvinhu zviri nani zvekuita pane kukuteererai.
3. Ndiani akakuudza kuti iwe pachako akupa mazano akaipa.
4. Handina basa nezvinotaurwa nevamwe; Handifungi kuti wakaipa kudaro.
5. Kupusa haisi mhosva saka wakasununguka kuenda.
6. Ndaitenda mumhindumupindu kusvikira ndasangana nemi.
7. Wakambozvibvunza here kuti nei vanhu vasingakudi?
8. Ndinobvuma kuti handina kukwana, asi handisi iwe.
9. Kana kusaziva kuri kufadza, saka iwe unofanirwa kunge uri munhu anofara kwazvo panyika.
10. Unogara uchindiunzira mufaro wakawanda……. miniti yaunobva mumba.

Zvinosetsa (11-20):

11. Handidi chiremba anondiudza kuti uri dhongi.
12. Ini handisi nyanzvi yecactus, asi ndinoziva prick pandinoona imwe.
13. Ndingakutsanangurira, asi handina nguva kana makrayoni! 
14. Sorry shamwari, asi handina simba rekunyepedzera kukuda nhasi.
15. Tarisai, kana ndaida kunzwa kubva kune dhongi, chandaifanira kuita kwaiva kuremara.
16. Dai baba vako vakashandisa kondomu, nyika yaizova nzvimbo iri nani.
17. Une hupenyu hwako hwese kuva jerk. Tora zuva rekuzorora upe isu vamwe kuzorora.
18. Wese munhu akati haufadzi, asi ini handina kuvatenda ……. kusvikira zvino.
19. Sorry, asi uri kundivhiringa nemunhu ane hanya chaizvo nezvaunofunga.
20. Uri benzi rakadaro here, kana kuti unofarira kushamisira ndiripo? 

Zvinosetsa (21-30):

21. Handiyeuki ndichikumbirawo maonero enyu.
22. Ndinonzwisisa zvauri kutaura, asi dai ndabvumirana newe, tose tinenge takanganisa.
23. Wese munhu anekodzero yekuita benzi pane imwe nguva, asi iwe uri kushandisa zvisizvo rombo.
24. Rangarira pandakabvunza maonero ako? Zvakanaka, neniwo.
25. Ndosaka munhu wese achitaura nezvako kuseri kwemusana wako.
26. Magirazi haanyepi, uye rombo rakanaka kwauri, ivo havasekewo.
27. Ndanga ndichikupa kutarisa kwakashata, asi ndiri kuona kuti watova nayo.
28. Ndakabatikana; wakashata. Iva nezuva rakanaka.
29. Wadii kutarisa EBay woona kuti vane hunhu hwekutengesa here?
30. Zviri nani kuramba wakavhara muromo wako uye kupa pfungwa yokuti wakapusa pane kuvhura uye kubvisa kusava nechokwadi kwose.

Zvinosetsa (31-37):

31. Ndinovimba unotsika a Lego netsoka dzako. 
32. Unongondisvota kana uchifema chaiko.
33. Chokwadi ndinotaura semunhu asina maturo. Zvimwe ungandinzwisisa sei?
34. Iwe unogona kuramba uchitenderedza maziso ako kana uchifanira, asi iwe haugone kuwana uropi kumashure uko.
35. Handizivi kuti dambudziko rako nderei, asi ndiri kufunga kuti zvakaoma kutaura.
36. Musandivenga nekuti ndakanaka. Ndivenge nekuti mukomana wako anofunga kudaro.
37. Imi, changamire, muri vhezheni yemunhu yema cramps.

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