Billy Connolly anozivikanwa nemamiriyoni evanhu pasi rose semuseki asina ruremekedzo ane hungwaru hwakanyanya uye mutauri wenyaya anoshamisa.
Anowanzozivikanwa nerudo saThe Big Yin, mupiro wake muvaraidzo yakakurumbira, kunyanya muBritain, wave wakakura zvikuru mumakore makumi mana apfuura.
Akatanga kushanda semuchina wekubatanidza simbi muGlasgow shipyards ndokuenderera mberi nebasa remuimbi wevanhu, pakutanga naGerry Rafferty ndokuzopedzisira ari muimbi ega.
Kupfurikidza naikoko, zvishoma nezvishoma akawana kudanwa kwake kwomuzvarirwo, uko kwakanga kuri kutiita kuti tose tiseke uye kutifadza. Uye pane izvi, anokunda.
Kuburikidza nebasa rake rekusetsa, akawedzera kukwezva kwake kwakakurumbira kuburikidza nekuita uye kuratidza. Mukucherechedza budiriro yake nebasa rake rekubatsira, iye zvino ari pamutemo Sir William Connolly, CBE.
Billy Connolly muenzaniso wakanaka wemunhu uyo, nekuwana chimwe chinhu chaanofarira uye chaanogona kuita zvakanaka, akabudirira zvikuru.
Saka nhasi, muverengi anodiwa, ndinokupai mabhuku gumi nemashanu anonakidza akanyorwa naBilly Connolly kuti akuyeuchidzei kuti ane hungwaru hwakadii. Nakidzwai nawo ese.
Anonakidza one-liners naBilly Connolly:
- Usambofa wakavimba nemurume uyo, kana akasiiwa ari ega mukamuri ine tii inotonhorera, haaedze. ~Billy connolly
- Kuroorana chinhu chinoshamisa. Zvakare, ndozvakaitawo kit yekugadzirisa bhasikoro. ~Billy connolly
- Tsanangudzo yangu yehungwaru munhu anogona kuteerera kuna William Tell Overture asingafunge nezveLone Ranger. ~Billy connolly
- Ndiani akawana kuti taigona kuwana mukaka kubva kumombe, uye aifunga kuti aiitei panguva iyoyo? ~Billy connolly
- Ndagara ndichida kuenda kuSwitzerland kunoona kuti uto rinoitei nemapanga matsvuku aya. ~Billy connolly
- Handizivi kuti nei ndichifanira kudzidza algebra. Handimbofi ndakaendako. ~Billy connolly
- Kana Jesu aive muJudha, sei aine zita rekutanga rekuMexico? ~Billy connolly
- Vanhu vazhinji vanoti kushaikwa kwemazwi kunoita kuti utuke. Rubbish. Ndinoziva zviuru zvemashoko, asi ndichiri kuda f ***. ~Billy connolly
- Chinogarondinetsa ndechekuti kana vanhu vachiridza mhino, vanogaro tarisa muhanki yavo kuti vaone chabuda. Vanotarisira kuwana chii? ~Billy connolly
- Apo vanhu vanoti, 'Nguva dzose inzvimbo yekupedzisira yaunotarisa,". Zvechokwadi, ndizvo. Sei uchiramba uchitsvaga kuti waiwana? ~Billy connolly
- Kana chimwe chinhu 'chitsva uye chavandudzwa!' chii? Kana chiri chitsva, saka hapana kumbove nechinhu pamberi pacho. Kana iri kuvandudzwa, saka panofanira kunge paine chimwe chinhu pamberi payo. ~Billy connolly
- Sei vanhu vachiti, 'Aa, unoda kutora keke rako wodyawo?' Kufa chaiko! Ko keke rinobatsirei kana usingakwanisi kuridya? ~Billy connolly
- Shiri iri muruoko inogaro sh*** paruoko rwako. ~Billy connolly
- Paunenge wakamirira bhazi uye mumwe munhu obvunza kuti, 'Bhazi ratosvika here?' Kana bhazi raiuya, ndingadai ndakamira pano? ~Billy connolly
- Zano rangu kwauri kana iwe uchida kuderedza huremu: usadye chero chinhu chinouya mubhaketi. Mabhaketi ndiyo midziyo yekubikira yepurazi. ~Billy connolly
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