Ndakapa mashoko akanaka ekutaura chimwe chinhu munguva pfupi yapfuura, uye mhinduro kubva kuvaverengi dzaive dzakanaka kwazvo.
Kutaura zvazviri, mhinduro yacho yakanaka kwazvo zvokuti ndakafunga kuti ndichakuudza zvimwe.
Saka heino rimwe batch kubva muunganidzwa mujenari rangu.
Ndine chivimbo chekuti iyi batch yeanoyevedza one-liner makotesheni ichaita kuti iwe unyemwerere. Saka ndapota tora maminetsi mashoma kuti unakirwe ese. Uye zvechokwadi, iva nezuva rakanaka.
Uye usakanganwa kuzvipfuudza.
Mashoko akajeka ane liner (1-10):
- 668 – Muvakidzani wechikara.
- Kana usingakwanise kuvanyengetedza, vavhiringe.
- Kana ramangwana riri kure, rinoratidzika nani.
- Kunze kwekunge iwe uri imbwa inotungamira, maonero haachinji.
- Ngwarira kuchengeteka. Chikamu che80% chevanhu chinokonzerwa netsaona.
- 50% yevanachiremba vese vakapedza kudzidza muhafu yepasi yekirasi yavo.
- Kunetseka kunoshanda! 90% yezvinhu zvandinonetseka nezvayo hazvimboitika.
- Nei vachishandisa tsono dzine utachiona parufu nejekiseni rinouraya?
- A bargain chinhu chausingade nemutengo wausingakwanise kuramba.
- Utano hwakanaka hunongova mwero unononoka unobvira watinofa nawo.
Mashoko akajeka ane liner (11-20):
- Hana ndiyo inorwadza kana dzimwe nhengo dzako dzese dzichinzwa kunaka kwazvo.
- Kungwara ndiko kukwanisa kusimudza tsiye yako pachinzvimbo chezwi rako.
- Kunyarara kwake hazvireve kuti kuita kwawakaita pabonde kwakamusiya asina remuromo.
- Mari haina kukosha asi iri kumusoro uko ine oxygen yekuraramisa hupenyu.
- Kana iwe uchifanira kusarudza pakati pehuipi huviri, sarudza iyo yausina kumboedza kare.
- Hazvina basa kuti wahwina here kana kuti warasikirwa: chakakosha ndechekuti ini ndahwina here kana kuti ndarasikirwa.
- Dzimwe nguva ruoko rwakanakisa rwekubatsira rwaungapa mumwe munhu kusundidzira kwakanaka, kwakasimba.
- YAmbiro: Kunwa doro kunogona kuita kuti ufunge kuti unogona kuimba.
- Wakambonzwa here nezvemukomana akachekwa divi rose reruboshwe? Iye zvino ari mugwara.
- Vamwe vedu tinodzidza kubva mukukanganisa kwevamwe; isu vamwe tinofanira kuva vamwe.
Mashoko akajeka ane liner (21-30):
- Ndinofanira kurovedza muviri mangwanani-ngwanani pfungwa dzangu dzisati dzafunga zvandiri kuita.
- Kukanganisa munhu; kuzvipa mhosva kune mumwe munhu zvinoratidza kuti une tarenda rezvematongerwo enyika.
- Stress ndipo paunomuka uchiridza mhere woona kuti hausati wabatwa nehope.
- Mukadzi anofanira kuda murume akaipa kamwechete kana kaviri muupenyu hwake, kuti ave nekutenda kune akanaka.
- Funga nezvekupusa kwakaita munhuwo zvake uye ziva kuti hafu yavo yakapusa kupfuura izvozvo.
- Kune marudzi maviri evanhu vasingatauri zvakawanda: avo vakanyarara uye avo vanotaura zvakawanda.
- Zvinoita sei kuti mutambo mumwe usina hanya ungatanga moto wesango, asi zvinoda bhokisi rose kutanga moto?
- Ndakakumbira bhasikoro kuna Mwari, asi ndinoziva kuti Mwari haashande nenzira iyoyo. Saka ndakaba bhasikoro ndikakumbira ruregerero.
- Chimiro chendangariro chakanaka chingasapedza zvinetso zvako zvose, asi chichatsamwisa vanhu vakakwana kuita kuti chikodzere nhamburiko yacho.
- Musiyano uri pakati pechatanuro nokuparadzana kwapamutemo ndewokuti kuparadzana kwapamutemo kunopa murume nguva yokuvanza mari yake.
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