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Mapepa ekudzivirira akangwara:
- Ndinoda kutanga nemajee echimney. Ndine murwi wavo. Yokutanga iri mumba. ~Tim Vine
- Masaini ekubuda? Vari munzira yekubuda! ~Tim Vine
- Ndinovenga kugara mutraffic nekuti ndinogara ndichimhanyiswa. ~Milton Jones
- Conjunctivitis.com: Ndiyo saiti yemeso anorwadza. ~Tim Vine
- Hedgehogs: Sei vasingakwanisi kugovera ruzhowa? ~Dan Antolpolski
- Chisarudzo changu cheGore Idzva ndechekuwana chimiro. Ndinosarudza round. ~Sarah Millican
- Basa rakaoma randakamboita? Kutengesa magonhi, gonhi nesuo. ~Bill Bailey
- Ndine kleptomania. Asi kana zvashata, ndinotora chimwe chinhu pazviri. ~Ken Dodd
- Ndinowanzo sangana nemusikana wangu na12:59 nekuti ini ndinofarira iyo imwe-kune-imwe nguva. ~Tom Ward
- Sekuru vangu vakagadzira bharumu remhepo inotonhora. Hazvina kumbosimuka. ~Milton Jones
- Muvakidzani wangu wepanext door anonamata mapombi anopedza simba. Mutendeuki wechikatorike. ~Tim Vine
- Nguva yakanakisa yekuwedzera kutuka kune kukuvara ndeye iwe paunenge uchisaina vatambi vemumwe munhu. ~Demetri Martin
- Rimwe zuva ndakaenda kunotenga trousers rekuvakisa, asi ndakarishaya. ~Tommy Cooper
- Ndakarota hope nezuro manheru ndichicheka makarotsi neGrim Reaper. Dicing nerufu. ~Tim Vine
- Zvakaoma kutaura kana vanhu vachifarira kujoinha Sarcastic Club yangu kana kuti kwete. ~Milton Jones
- Muvhenganisi wesimende wakabonderana nekombi yejeri. Vatyairi vedzimotokari vanokumbirwa kuti vangwarire matsotsi gumi nematanhatu akaomarara. ~Peter kay
- Kuwanda kwemukume, zvino ibasa rakaoma; kunyanya kana uine hayfever. ~Milton Jones
- Helvetica uye Times New Roman vakapinda mubhawa. "Hatisi kushandira mhando yako!" Akadaro mudhara uya. ~Munyori Haazivikanwe
- Unoziva mhuka inouraya vanhu vakawanda panyika here? Hepatitis Bee. ~Milton Jones
- Ini ndaida password ine mavara masere kureba, saka ndakatora Snow White uye Seven Dwarves. ~Nick Helm
- Mukomana uyu akati kwandiri: 'Ndichakurwisa nemutsipa wegitare.' Ndakati: 'Kushushikana here ikoko?' ~Tim Vine
- Tsoko mbiri dzaipinda mubath. Mumwe akati: 'Oo, oo, aah.' Mumwe wacho akapindura kuti: 'Chiisa chando ipapo.' - Harry Hill
- Ndakanga ndichitamba chess neshamwari yangu, uye akati, 'Ngatiite kuti izvi zvinakidze'. Saka takarega kutamba chess. ~Matt Kirshen
- Hove mbiri dzakagara mutangi. Mumwe anotarisa kune mumwe ndokuti: "Hei, unoziva kutyaira sei chinhu ichi?" ~Munyori Haazivikanwe
- Ndakaona bhudhi iri richikurukura nembira. Ndakafunga kuti: 'Ari kuedza kudhonza nokukurumidza.' ~Tim Vine
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