Nhasi, ndiri kutsvaga akanakisa Homer Simpson makotesheni.
Uye ini ndinofunga aya anofanirwa kunge ari gumi nemapfumbamwe eakanyanya kunaka makotesheni aHomer Simpson. Ndine chivimbo chekuti vachasimudza kunyemwerera kana maviri nevaverengi. Kutora kwaHomer pahupenyu nguva dzose kunonakidza uye kusetsa zvikuru.
Ndinoda The Simpsons, uye, kunyanya, huzivi hwaHomer Simpson pamusoro pehupenyu haambokundikani kundiita kuti ndiseke zvinonzwika. Saka nhasi ndafunga kuti zvingave zvinonakidza kutarisa kumashure kune mamwe mazwi ake asingakanganwiki.
Kana iwe uri fan weThe Simpsons, ndine chokwadi chekuti uchanakidzwa nekudzokorora mazwi aHomer ehuchenjeri.
Nakidzwa nazvo zvese.
Best Homer Simpson quotes:
- Kuedza ndiro danho rokutanga pakukundikana.
- Operator! Ndipei nhamba ye911!
- Kana akangwara kudaro, akafa sei?
- Handimbokumbira ruregerero. Ndine urombo, asi ndizvo zvandiri.
- Marge unozviziva kuti kutaura kana muromo wangu wazara kushaya hunhu.
- Hupenzi hwakatipinza mumadhaka aya, uye hupenzi huchatibudisa.
- Kudai ndaigona kutaura mashoko mashomanene, ndaizova mukurukuri wavose ari nani.
- Vana, kungoti handina basa nazvo hazvirevi kuti handisi kuteerera.
- Ini ndichaita mari nekutengesa chimwe chezviropa zvangu. Ndinogona kurarama neimwe.
- Dambudziko riri munyika nhasi kutaurirana; kukurukurirana zvakanyanya.
- Zviri nyore kuva akachenjera. Chimbofunga nezvechimwe chinhu chakapusa kutaura wobva warega kutaura.
- Ndaifunga kuti ndaiva neshungu dzokuparadza, asi chandaingoda kwaiva masangweji ekirabhu.
- Dai Mwari vaisada kuti ndidye nyama yehuku muchurch, dai vaita kuti hudzvi huve chivi.
- Ndakadzidza kuti hupenyu kukundwa kunopfupikisa kusvika wangoti dai Flanders yafa.
- Kuzvipira ndekwevanoyamwa. Unoziva here kuti vanhu vanozvipira havatombo bhadharwa pazvinhu zvavanoita?
- Weaseling kunze zvinhu kwakakosha kudzidza; ndizvo zvinotiparadzanisa nemhuka; kunze kwechipfuwo.
- Vana vakanaka. Unogona kuvadzidzisa kuvenga chaunovenga, uye, neInternet uye nezvese, vanozvisimudza ivo pachavo.
- Marge, edza kunzwisisa. Kune marudzi maviri evadzidzi vekoreji, jocks uye nerds. Sejoki, ibasa rangu kupa mapenzi nguva yakaoma.
- Ini ndinoda kugovera chimwe chinhu newe: Mitsara midiki mitatu inokupa iwe muhupenyu. Nhamba 1: Ndifukidzei. Nhamba 2: Ah, zano rakanaka, Sabhuku! Number 3: Zvakanga zvakadaro pandakasvika pano.
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