25 silly jokes for kids and some adults too

Looking for some silly jokes for kids, dear reader?

Well, if you are a younger reader, I’m confident that you might enjoy a few of these silly jokes on offer today. You might enjoy telling them to your friends too.

Then again, perhaps you’re an adult looking for a few jokes to share with your children. Some of these might just do the trick.

Whatever your age, I hope you enjoy them all.

And if you do enjoy them, please pass them on.

Silly Jokes for Kids:

- What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
- A doctorpus

- What goes cloppity-clip?
- A horse walking backwards

- What’s pointed in one direction and headed in the other?
- A pin

- What do you call a bike that keeps biting people?
- A vicious cycle

- What do you call a Yeti in a classic British red telephone box?
- Stuck

- What do you call a watch in the 25th Century?
- Future-wrist-tic

- What do you call a pig in a butcher’s shop?
- A pork chop

- What do you call a bee born in May?
- A maybe

- What do you call an overweight alien?
- An extra-cholesterol

- What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?
- Chicken Caesar salad

- What’s an inkling?
- A baby fountain pen

- What’s green and fluffy?
- A seasick poodle

- What can you hold without ever touching it?
- A conversation

- What do you call a Scottish parrot?
- A Macaw

- What do you call an elephant that mutters?
- A mumbo jumbo

- What do you call a pickle that draws?
- A dillustrator

- What do you call someone who steals pigs?
- A hamburglar

- What do you call a tree that fits into your hand?
- A palm

- What do you call an old volcano?
- A blast from the past

- What’s the best way to stop your food from going off?
- Eat it

- What do you call a man who catches bluebottles with a fishing rod?
- A fly fisherman

- What lies in the forest, a hundred feet up in the air?
- A dead centipede

- What goes up but doesn’t come down?
- Your age

- How many sides does a barrel have?
- Two. Inside and outside

- How many people are buried in a cemetery?
- All of them

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25 silly jokes for kids and some adults too

Silly Jokes for Kids:

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