Mukufuna kusangalatsidwa pang'ono, owerenga okondedwa? Ndiye mwina ena mwa nthabwala zamatsenga zamtundu umodzi zingakupangitseni kumwetulira.
Ndakhala ndikulemba nyuzipepala yanga kuti ndipeze ena mwazabwino kwambiri omwe ndamva m'miyezi yaposachedwa, ndipo ndakupangirani zabwino kwambiri.
Sindingathe kutsimikizira omwe adalemba mawu amodzi, koma ngati mukudziwa, chonde ndidziwitseni kudzera patsamba lolumikizana. Ndine wofunitsitsa kuwonjezera ma credits ngati nkotheka.
Pakadali pano, pumulani ndipo mutenge kamphindi kochepa kuti musangalale ndi nthabwala zamatsenga zamtundu umodzi.
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- Mose anali ndi cholembapo choyamba cholumikizidwa pamtambo.
- Kodi ndingalankhule chinenero chachiwiri? Kodi kutukwana kumatanthauza?
- Zoonadi, chikumbumtima changa chili bwino. Sizinagwiritsidwepo ntchito.
- Kodi ndine wosadziwa komanso wopanda chidwi? Sindikudziwa komanso sindisamala.
- Ngati mahatchi anu sasuta, khola lanu liyenera kuyaka moto.
- Ndi mawu awiri ati omwe shaki amakonda kumva? Munthu wodutsa!
- Ndili ndi mtima wa mkango. Zomwe ndinaletsedwa kwa moyo wanga wonse kuchoka kumalo osungira nyama.
- Mawu anayi okongola kwambiri mu Chingerezi. Ndinakuuzani choncho!
- Ndikadakhala ndi masenti 50 pamayeso aliwonse omwe ndikanalephera, ndikanakhala ndi $9.35 pofika pano.
- Ndinamva nyimbo pawailesi yonena za tortilla. Kwenikweni, inali rap yochulukirapo.
Nkhani za nthabwala (11-20):
- Kodi ndikuganiza kuti ma boardboard ndi abwino kwambiri? Ndithudi, iwo ndi odabwitsa.
- Sindikudziwa chifukwa chake, koma amati ndikunyozeka. Ndiko kuyankhula pansi kwa anthu.
- Chinthu chimodzi chimene ndinganene ponena za masiku abwino akale n’chakuti sindinali wabwino kapena wokalamba.
- Kuwasiya akufuna zambiri nthawi zonse ndi upangiri wabwino pokhapokha mutagwira ntchito yothandiza pakagwa tsoka.
- Kodi minofu yofewa pakati pa mano a shaki mumayitcha chiyani? Wosambira watsoka.
- Mukufuna kuseka bwino? Yambitsani mkangano ndi munthu akakhala ndi vuto.
- Ngati sitiyenera kudya usiku, ndiye funso lodziwika bwino ndilakuti, "N'chifukwa chiyani furiji ili ndi kuwala?"
- Ndinali ndi vuto la kukumbukira kwakanthawi kochepa, choncho ndinapita kukaonana ndi dokotala wanga. Anafuna kulipiratu.
- Ndinawerenga m'nyuzipepala kuti semicolon inaphwanya lamulo. Ziganizo ziwiri zotsatizana, mwachiwonekere.
- Mapaundi 250 Padziko Lapansi ndi ofanana ndi mapaundi 95 pa Mercury. Kotero ine sindine wonenepa; Ndikukhala pa dziko lolakwika.
Nkhani za nthabwala (21-25):
- Kodi mumapeza chiyani mukadzuka tsiku lantchito, koma mumazindikira kuti mwatha khofi? A depresso.
- Nditadzuka m'mawa uno, sindinakumbukire mbali yomwe dzuwa limatuluka. Kenako zinanditulukira.
- Tsopano pali kusiyana pakati pa munthu amene amadya mphukira ndi masamba ndi munthu amene amadya, mphukira, ndi masamba.
- Ngati kusenda anyezi kumakupangitsani kukhetsa misozi pang'ono, ndiye kuti musamagwirizane nawo poyamba.
- Kodi amayi ayenera kuloledwa kukhala ndi ana pambuyo pa zaka 40? Chabwino, ndi kusankha kwawo, koma 40 akuwoneka ochuluka kuposa ana okwanira kwa ine.
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