Ngati mumakonda mawu achidule, oseketsa, ndiye kuti ndapeza ochepa omwe muyenera kusangalala nawo. Onani kuchuluka kwa izi zomwe mungagwiritse ntchito tsiku lanu.
Nawa mawu 30 achidule, oseketsa omwe ndakukonzerani, owerenga okondedwa, ndipo onse adzamwetulira. Anandipangitsa kumwetulira.
Sangalalani nazo zonse.
Ndipo chonde, omasuka kuzipereka.
Mawu achidule oseketsa (1-10):
Moyo wanga ukufunika kuukonza.
Woseka kotsiriza sanachipeze.
Pamene palibe chimene chikupita kumanja, pitani kumanzere.
Moyo ndi wovuta. Pambuyo pake, zimakupha.
Ngati mulibe nazo vuto, zilibe kanthu.
Ndikakupatsa chala, wapeza.
Kodi mawu ena oti “thesaurus” ndi ati?
Ndikanakonda chikwama changa chibwera ndi zowonjezeredwa zaulere.
Ngati mukuganiza kuti ndine wamfupi, yesani kuyesa kuleza mtima kwanga.
Kupita patsogolo ndiko kuthekera kwa munthu kusokoneza kuphweka.
Mawu achidule oseketsa (11-20):
Chikwama changa chandalama chili ngati anyezi; Kutsegula kumandipangitsa kulira.
Ngati nsapato ya Cinderella idakwanira bwino, chifukwa chiyani idagwa?
Kumbuyo kwa mwamuna aliyense wamkulu kuli mkazi akuponya maso ake.
sindimathawa ntchito zolimba; Ndine waulesi kwambiri kuthamanga.
Osaona moyo kukhala wofunika kwambiri. Simudzatuluka wamoyo.
Ine sindine aliyense. Palibe amene ali wangwiro. Choncho, ndine wangwiro.
Ngati ndinu wotentha kuposa ine, ndiye kuti ndine wozizira kuposa inu.
Ndithudi, sindikanafera zikhulupiriro zanga; Ine ndikhoza kukhala ndikulakwitsa.
Mwina tikawauza anthu kuti ubongo ndi pulogalamu, ayamba kugwiritsa ntchito.
Ngati sitiyenera kudya usiku, n’chifukwa chiyani mufiriji muli kuwala?
Mawu achidule oseketsa (21-30):
Kuwona kangaude kuchipinda kwanga sikowopsa. Zimakhala zowopsa zikasowa.
Chifukwa chiyani ndingafune kujowina kilabu yomwe ingakhale membala wanga?
Kukhala chete ndi golide pokhapokha mutakhala ndi ana; ndiye amangokayikira basi.
Vuto la moyo ndi loti zinthu zonse zabwino kwambiri ndi zoletsedwa, zachiwerewere, kapena zonenepa.
Iwo anati, “Osayesa izi kunyumba,” chotero ndinabwera kunyumba kwanu kudzayesa.
Nthawi zina ndimalakalaka ndikanakhala octopus kuti nditha kukwapula anthu asanu ndi atatu nthawi imodzi.
Kuganiza bwino kuli ngati kununkhira; amene amachifuna kwambiri sachigwiritsa ntchito.
Cholinga changa kumapeto kwa sabata ino ndikusuntha mokwanira kuti anthu asaganize kuti ndafa.
Kungoti zinthu zomwe ndinanena zinali zoipa sizikutanthauza kuti sizinali zolondola.
Bedi langa ndi malo amatsenga omwe ndimakumbukira mwadzidzidzi zonse zomwe ndinayiwala kuchita.
Pempho laulemu:
Okondedwa owerenga, kodi positi iyi inali yosangalatsa komanso yofunikira mphindi zochepa za nthawi yanu?
Kodi mawu achidule awa anali oseketsa? Kodi anakupangitsani kumwetulira? Ngati ndi choncho, chonde gawani positi iyi ndi anzanu pa malo ochezera a pa Intaneti.
Mukagawana, aliyense amapambana. Nthawi zonse ndi bwino kupereka kumwetulira.
Ikani kumwetulira pankhope ya munthu wina, ndipo mwachita zabwino za tsikulo. Chifukwa chake pitirirani, chonde gawanani izi tsopano.
Ndiye mwina mungafune kuseka kwina? Kenako dinani maulalo pansipa.
Zolemba zomwe mungasangalale nazo:
- 50 mafunso oseketsa kufunsa aliyense ndi kuseka
- 37 mawu achidule omwe ndi oseketsa komanso akuthwa
- 25 zokhala ndi zitsulo zowoneka bwino zomwe zimakupangitsani kumwetulira
- 30 comedy one-liner omwe ndi golide weniweni
- 35-liners onena za moyo zomwe zingakweze kumwetulira
- Mitundu 21 yabwino kwambiri yamasewera amodzi. Mudzakonda Nambala 15
- Zingwe 21 zoseketsa zotsimikizika kuti zimakupangitsani kumwetulira
- Mawu 15 anzeru omwe angasangalatse aliyense
- Otsatira 50 pa nthabwala zazifupi zatsiku kuti amwetulire
- 50 zokhumba zoseketsa zakubadwa zamakhadi ndi mphatso za abwenzi
- 37 mzere umodzi mawu oseketsa kuti musangalatse tsiku lanu
- 30 anzeru-liner omwe ali akuthwa komanso anzeru
- 21 ma pun abwino kwambiri omwe adatsimikizika kuti akupangitsani kumwetulira
- 22 Murrayisms kuti apangitse mafani a Murray Walker kumwetulira
- Mawu 20 apamwamba a Elaine Benes omwe angakupangitseni kumwetulira
- 30 zoseketsa chibwenzi mbiri zitsanzo kapena mmene osati kulemba mmodzi
- Mawu 15 oseketsa a Spike Milligan kuti akweze kumwetulira
- 19 Mawu abwino kwambiri a Homer Simpson omwe angakupangitseni kumwetulira
- 21 Del Boy adalemba mafani a Only Fools ndi Mahatchi
- Mawu 15 oseketsa a Mae West kuti akumwetulireni
- 15 Oseketsa Kwambiri One-Liners wolemba Billy Connolly
- 37 zobweranso zoseketsa pochita ndi anthu amwano
- Ndemanga 30 zabwino kwambiri zomwe zingakupangitseni kumwetulira
- Mawu abwino 31 ochokera kwa Larry David mu Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Mawu 15 oseketsa a Jerry Seinfeld kuti musangalatse tsiku lanu
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