60 anzeru-liner limodzi ndi mawu oti akupangitseni kumwetulira

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Mawu oti musangalale (1-10):

1. sindine wosamvetseka; Ndine wocheperako.
2. Ndikhoza kuonda, koma ndimadana ndi kuonda.
3. Ndikamakula, m'pamene kumachedwa kwambiri.
4. Ndikadakhala mbalame, ndimadziwa yemwe ndikanati ndigone.
5. sindine waulesi. Ndili munjira yopulumutsa mphamvu.
6. Ndikanakonda anthu ambiri atakhala chete.
7. Moyo ndi waufupi. Nyemwetulirani mukadali ndi mano.
8. Ngati kupsinjika kumawotcha zopatsa mphamvu, ndikanakhala wapamwamba.
9. Nyumba yanga inali yaukhondo sabata yatha. Pepani, mwaphonya.
10. M'malo mwake, zotsatira zoyipa zimapanga nkhani zabwino.

Mawu oti musangalale (11-20):

11. Osakhulupirira masitepe; iwo nthawizonse amakhala ku chinachake.
12. Kukhala wamkulu nthawi zambiri kumangokhala Googling momwe mungachitire zinthu.
13. Ndinatsatira mtima wanga, ndipo unanditsogolera ku furiji.
14. Ndilibe mndandanda wa ndowa, koma mndandanda wa zochita zanga ndi mtunda wa kilomita imodzi.
15. Inde, ndimagona bwino kwambiri, ndimatha kuchita nditatseka!
16. Zaka ndi chiwerengero cha zaka zomwe dziko lakhala likukondwera nanu.
17. Kukhala ndi zomera m'nyumba ndi njira yabwino yodziwonetsera kuti muli ndi moyo pamodzi.
18. Mumadziwa kuti ndinu wamkulu mukasangalala ndi siponji yatsopano yakukhitchini.
19. Ngati mukuganiza kuti palibe amene amasamala ngati muli ndi moyo, yesani kuphonya ngongole zingapo zomwe mumalipira nthawi zonse.
20. Wondithandizira adandiuza njira yopezera mtendere weniweni wamkati ndikumaliza zomwe ndidayamba. Pakadali pano, ndamaliza matumba awiri a M&Ms, matumba anayi a Maltesers ndi keke ya chokoleti. Ndikumva bwino kale.

Mawu oti musangalale (21-30):

21. Ngati kukhala wamkulu ndi msuzi, ndiye kuti ndine mphanda.
22. Sindinachedwe; Ndikungogwira ntchito muzoni yosiyana.
23. Ngati ndinu wotentha kuposa ine, ndiye kuti ndikuganiza kuti ndine wozizira kuposa inu.
24. Ndakhala ndikudya kwa milungu iwiri ndipo zonse zomwe ndataya ndi masiku 14.
25. Zochita zolimbitsa thupi zomwe ena amapeza ndikudumpha kuganiza.
26. Anthu ena ali ngati mitambo. Akasowa, ndi tsiku lokongola.
27. Simumamvetsetsa china chake mpaka mutayesa kufotokozera mwana wamng'ono.
28. Mizere yofananira imafanana kwambiri. N’zomvetsa chisoni kuti sadzakumananso.
29. Kuseka kuli ngati chopukuta chakutsogolo; sichiyimitsa mvula koma imakulolani kuti mupitirire.
30. Bedi langa ndi ine tili ndi ubale wapadera; ndife angwiro kwa wina ndi mzake. Koma wotchi yanga ya alamu ikuwoneka kuti siyikumvetsetsa.

Mawu oti musangalale (31-40):

31. Sindinapunthwe, ndinali kuyesa mphamvu yokoka mwachisawawa.
32. Moyo ukakupatsirani mavwende, mutha kukhala osawerenga bwino.
33. Ngati simungathe kukhala popanda ine, n’chifukwa chiyani simunafe?
34. Ngati nsapato ya Cinderella inali yoyenera, nchifukwa ninji idagwa?
35. Chokoleti ndiye yankho. Ndani amasamala kuti funso ndi ndani?
36. Ndikulemba buku la kuzengereza. Ndiyamba mawa.
37. Firiji ndi chitsanzo chabwino kwambiri cha zomwe zili mkati.
38. Kusintha kwa moyo: Pano mukugwirizira zonse pamodzi ndi pini imodzi ya bobby.
39. Ndalama zanga za kubanki zimandikumbutsa nthawi zonse kuti ndine wotetezeka ku kuba.
40. Kulakwitsa ndi munthu. Kuyimba mlandu munthu wina kumawonetsa kuthekera kowongolera.

Mawu oti musangalale (41-50):

41. Zolimbitsa thupi? Pepani, ndimaganiza kuti munati, 'zokazinga zowonjezera'.
42. Ndinayesa kukhala wololera kamodzi. Mphindi ziwiri zoyipa kwambiri za moyo wanga.
43. Zomwe ndimakumbukira ndili mwana ndizosalipira mabilu.
44. Sindikufuna mawu olimbikitsa m'mawa. Ndikufuna khofi.
45. Mukandiona ndikulankhula ndekha mungodziwa kuti ndili ndi msonkhano wa antchito.
46. Moyo uli ngati mpukutu wa pepala la kuchimbudzi. Pamene mukuyandikira kumapeto, kumapita mofulumira.
47. Chokhumba changa chachikulu m'moyo ndichakuti wina andifune ngati ndikufuna keke ya chokoleti.
48. Zakudya Tsiku 1: Ndachotsa zakudya zonse zopanda thanzi m'nyumba. Zinali zokoma.
49. Simunachedwe kuponya zinthu mwachisawawa m'ngolo zogulira anthu pomwe sakuyang'ana.
50. Ndalama sizingagule chisangalalo. Koma ikhoza kugula vinyo ndi chokoleti, zomwe ziri zofanana kwambiri.

Mawu oti musangalale (51-60):

51. Panopa sindikuyang'aniridwa. Ndikudziwa, zimandidabwitsanso.
52. Inde, ndili ndi paketi sikisi. Zimangotetezedwa ndi mafuta osanjikiza.
53. Kumbuyo kwa mayi aliyense wogwira ntchito kuli khofi wochuluka.
54. Mukudziwa kuti ndinu okalamba pamene makandulo anu amawononga ndalama zambiri kuposa keke yanu.
55. Ndikuganiza kuti ndikufunika magalasi chifukwa ndimawonabe anthu okhala ndi nkhope ziwiri.
56. Kuganiza bwino ndi kosowa masiku ano, kotero kuti kuyenera kuonedwa ngati mphamvu yapamwamba.
57. Ngati sitiyenera kukhala ndi zokhwasula-khwasula pakati pausiku, nchifukwa ninji mu furiji muli kuwala?
58. Nthawi zina sitepe yoyamba ya kukhululuka ndiyo kuzindikira kuti winayo ndi chitsiru.
59. Sindimathamanga konse. Ndiye mukandiona ndikuthamanga, nanunso muthamangire chifukwa chinachake choopsa chidzakhala chikundithamangitsa.
60. Mukazindikira kuti kupsinjika ndi zakudya zomwe zimangotchulidwa chammbuyo, mudzamvetsetsa kufunikira kwa chakudya chotonthoza.

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