
Ndimakonda kuwerenga mawu oseketsa a Spike Milligan. Mosakayikira anali munthu wodabwitsa komanso wodabwitsa.
Ngati simukudziwa dzina lake, Spike Milligan anali woseketsa, wopanda ulemu, komanso wokonda kwambiri nthabwala komanso wotchuka pa wailesi yakanema ndi wailesi yaku Britain kwa zaka zambiri pambuyo pa nkhondo, mpaka pomwe anamwalira mu 2002.
Terence Alan Milligan anabadwira ku India; anali mwana wa mkulu wa asilikali a ku Britain wochokera ku Ireland komanso mayi wachingelezi.
Kuwonjezera pa kukhala wochita nthabwala wabwino kwambiri, mwina wodziwika bwino chifukwa cha ntchito yake ndi Goon Show , analinso wolemba, wolemba ndakatulo, wolemba masewero, komanso wochita sewero wopambana.
Ngakhale kuti anathera nthawi yambiri ya ubwana wake ku India, moyo wake waukulu umakhala ku United Kingdom.
Komabe, pamene lamulo la Commonwealth Immigrants Act linachotsa ufulu wa Milligan wobadwira ku India wokhala nzika ya Britain mu 1962, ngakhale kuti anali m'gulu lankhondo la Britain komanso la abambo ake, anakhala nzika ya ku Ireland, pogwiritsa ntchito ufulu womwe adapatsidwa ndi abambo ake obadwira ku Ireland.
Ndikuganiza kuti anali munthu woseketsa kwenikweni, ndipo kutsimikizira, nazi mawu ake 15 akuthwa lakuthwa. Sangalalani nazo zonse.

Ndemanga za Spike Milligan:
- Anthu onse amatenthedwa mofanana. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Zomwe ndimapempha ndi mwayi wotsimikizira kuti ndalama sizingandisangalatse. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Ndinaganiza kuti ndiyambe ndikuwerenga ndakatulo ya Shakespeare, koma kenako ndinaganiza, chifukwa chiyani ndiyenera? Sawerenga chilichonse changa. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Kodi mubwera mwakachetechete, kapena ndigwiritse ntchito zotsekera m'makutu? ~Kukwera Milligan
- Ndalama sizikanatha kugula abwenzi, koma mumapeza mdani wabwinoko. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Ndine ngwazi yokhala ndi miyendo yamantha. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Ndinakhala msilikali kwa nthawi yayitali bwanji? Mapazi asanu ndi limodzi. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Ndinatembenuka ndikusisita manja anga ndi chisangalalo. Nthawi zonse ndimakhala pafupi ndi malata a glee. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Sindiopa kufa, sindikufuna kukhalapo zikachitika. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Njira zakulera ziyenera kugwiritsidwa ntchito nthawi iliyonse yomwe mungaganizire. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Moyo ndi matenda opweteka kwambiri omwe amatha kuchiritsidwa ndi imfa. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Ndimatha kulankhula Chiesperanto ngati mbadwa. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Mbalame ku The Strand ndiyofunika ziwiri ku Shepherd's Bush. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Bambo wina wa ku Siberia; Monga atate anali wotsikirapo; Koma opareshoni imodzi; Anaunikanso zinthu; Ndipo tsopano iye ndi Mayi Wamkulu. ~Kukwera Milligan
- Ndipo Mulungu anati, ‘Kukhale kuwala’ ndipo kuwala kunawala, koma Bungwe la Magetsi linati adikire mpaka Lachinayi kuti alumikizike. ~Kukwera Milligan
Chonde gawani ndi anzanu:
Kodi mawu awa a Spike Milligan mwawapeza oseketsa?
Inu munatero? Ndikukhulupirira choncho.
Ngati ndi choncho, chonde gawani positiyi pawailesi yakanema ndi anzanu, chifukwa mukagawana, aliyense amapambana.
Chifukwa chake, chonde gawani tsopano. Ngati mungandichitire zimenezo, ndiye kuti zidzayamikiridwa.
Zikomo.

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