27 Mawu a Groucho Marx kuti akusekeni

MAWU 27 OCHOKERA KWA GROUCHO MARX

Groucho Marx , wobadwa Julius Henry Marx, anali wochita nthabwala waku America, wolemba, wochita masewero, wamafilimu, wailesi, komanso nyenyezi ya pa TV komanso anali m'gulu la ochita nthabwala otchuka komanso otchuka kwambiri otchedwa The Marx Brothers.

Groucho ankadziwika ndi nzeru zake zachangu, ndipo ambiri amamuona kuti ndi m'modzi mwa oseketsa abwino kwambiri a nthawi yamakono.

Groucho Marx, pamodzi ndi abale ake, a Marx Brothers , adapanga mafilimu 13, komanso adapambana pantchito yake payekha pa wailesi ndi wailesi yakanema.

Nazi mawu 27 a Groucho Marx omwe akusonyeza nzeru zake zachangu.

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Mawu a Groucho Marx (1-10):

  1. Ndikufuna kukhala ndi moyo kosatha kapena kufa ndikuyesera.
  2. Mwina wafa kapena wotchi yanga yayima.
  3. Mwamuna amangokalamba monga mkazi yemwe amamumvera.
  4. Alimony ali ngati kugula udzu wa kavalo wakufa.
  5. Ndikwatire ndipo sindidzayang'ana kavalo wina!
  6. Nthawi ina ndikadzakuwonani, mundikumbutse kuti ndisalankhule nanu.
  7. Kodi iwe ukhulupirira ndani, ine kapena maso ako omwe?
  8. Bedi lachipatala ndi taxi yoyimitsidwa yomwe mita ikuyenda.
  9. Ndinakwatiwa ndi woweruza. Ndikadafunsa oweruza.
  10. Anapeza maonekedwe ake kuchokera kwa abambo ake. Iye ndi dotolo wa pulasitiki.

Mawu a Groucho Marx (11-20):

  1. Ndimakana kujowina kilabu yomwe ingakhale membala wanga.
  2. Palibe munthu amene amapita nthawi yake isanakwane pokhapokha bwana atachoka msanga.
  3. Ndakhala ndi madzulo abwino kwambiri, koma sizinali choncho.
  4. Aliyense amene amati amawona kudzera mwa amayi akusowa zambiri.
  5. Kukalamba si vuto. Muyenera kukhala ndi moyo wautali mokwanira.
  6. Kumbuyo kwa mwamuna aliyense wopambana kuli mkazi, ndipo kumbuyo kwake kuli mkazi wake.
  7. Chifukwa chiyani ndiyenera kusamala za obadwa? Kodi obadwa adandichitirapo chiyani?
  8. Izi ndi mfundo zanga, ndipo ngati simukuzikonda, ndili ndi zina.
  9. Munthu salamulira tsogolo lake. Azimayi m'moyo wake amamuchitira izi.
  10. Ngati munamvapo nkhaniyi, musandiletse, chifukwa ndikufuna ndimvenso.
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Mawu a Groucho Marx (21-27):

  1. Ukwati ndi malo abwino kwambiri, koma ndani akufuna kukhala m'nyumba?
  2. Chinsinsi cha moyo ndi kuona mtima ndi kuchita zinthu mwachilungamo. Ngati mungathe kunamizira kuti mwapanga.
  3. Mphaka wakuda akadutsa njira yanu amatanthauza kuti nyamayo ikupita kwinakwake.
  4. Pali njira imodzi yodziwira ngati mwamuna ndi woona mtima: mufunseni. Ngati ayankha inde, mukudziwa kuti ndi wakuba.
  5. Tsiku lina m’mawa ndinawombera njovu nditavala zovala zanga. Momwe adalowa mu zovala zanga zogonera sindidzadziwa.
  6. Ndale ndi luso lofufuza mavuto, kuwapeza paliponse, kuwazindikira molakwika, ndikugwiritsa ntchito njira zolakwika.
  7. Ndiyenera kunena kuti ndimaona kuti TV ndi yophunzitsa kwambiri. Mphindi yomwe wina atsegula, ndimapita ku library ndikuwerenga bukhu labwino.

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Kodi mawu awa a Groucho Marx mwawapeza osangalatsa komanso oseketsa monga momwe mumayembekezera, owerenga okondedwa?

Inu munatero? Ndikukhulupirira choncho.

Ngati zili choncho chonde gawanani ndi anzanu chifukwa mukagawana aliyense amapambana.

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