Mwa kufunidwa kodziwika komanso kwa inu, owerenga okondedwa, apa pali mawu 21 oseketsa omwe angangosangalatsa fupa lanu loseketsa. Onse anandipangitsa kumwetulira.
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Mulimonse momwe zingakhalire, ndikhulupilira amakupangitsani kumwetulira, owerenga okondedwa.
Ndipo mutakhala munthu amene moyo wake uli wovuta pakali pano, ndiye ndikuyembekeza kuti abweretsa chisangalalo pang'ono ku tsiku lomwe lingakhale lamdima.
Ndikukhulupirira kuti mumasangalala nazo zonse.
M'malingaliro anga odzichepetsa, awa ndi ena mwa mawu oseketsa omwe mungawerenge lero kapena, tsiku lililonse.
Sekani nthawi yaitali ndi kuseka kwambiri, chifukwa moyo ndi waufupi kuti musadzaze masiku anu ndi kuseka. Sangalalani mphindi ino, chifukwa mphindi ino ndi moyo wanu.
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- Ndatsala pang'ono kukhala wolemera, zomwe ndikufuna tsopano ndi ndalama.
- Apulosi patsiku amasunga aliyense mulimonse ngati mutaponya mwamphamvu mokwanira.
- Ndinazipanga kuchokera pabedi kupita pabedi. Palibe chondiyimitsa tsopano.
- Waulesi ndi mawu oipa. Ndimakonda kuzitcha kuti mwasankha kuchitapo kanthu.
- Ndikuganiza kuti china chake chikusowa m'moyo wanga. Monga madola mamiliyoni anayi kapena asanu.
- Mumadziwa kuti ndinu mayi mukamvetsetsa chifukwa chake phala la chimbalangondo linali lozizira.
- Nthawi ina ndinagwira ntchito ku fakitale ya madzi a malalanje koma ndinaika zamzitini chifukwa sindinkatha kuika maganizo.
- Ndili pazakudya zatsopano zomwe mumadya chilichonse chomwe mukufuna ndikupempherera chozizwitsa.
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Ndiye okondedwa owerenga, kodi ena mwa mawu oseketsawa anakusangalatsani? Kodi positi iyi inali yosangalatsa komanso yofunikira mphindi zochepa za nthawi yanu?
Ngati ena mwa mawu oseketsawa adakupangitsani kumwetulira ndiye chonde gawani izi ndi anzanu pazama TV.
Mukagawana, aliyense amapambana. Nthawi zonse ndi bwino kupereka kumwetulira.
Ikani kumwetulira pa nkhope ya munthu wina ndipo mwachita zabwino zanu za tsikulo. Chifukwa chake pitirirani, chonde gawanani izi tsopano.
Ndiye mwina mukufuna kuseka kwina? Ngati ndi choncho, ingodinani maulalo pansipa.
Zikomo chifukwa chothandizira.
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