Billy Connolly amadziwika ndi anthu ambiri padziko lonse lapansi ngati nthabwala yosalemekeza, wanzeru kwambiri komanso wofotokoza nkhani mwaluso kwambiri.
Kawirikawiri amadziwika mwachikondi kuti The Big Yin, zomwe adapereka pa zosangalatsa zodziwika bwino, makamaka ku Britain, zakhala zazikulu kwambiri pazaka 40 zapitazi.
Anayamba kugwira ntchito yowotcherera zitsulo m'malo opangira zombo ku Glasgow ndipo anapitiliza ntchito yake monga woyimba nyimbo zachikhalidwe, poyamba ndi Gerry Rafferty kenako ngati woimba payekha.
Kupyolera mu zimenezo, iye anapeza pang’onopang’ono maitanidwe ake achibadwa, amene anali kutipangitsa ife tonse kuseka ndi kutisangalatsa ife. Ndipo pa izi amapambana.
Kudzera mu ntchito yake ngati sewero lanthabwala, adakulitsa chidwi chake chodziwika bwino pochita zisudzo ndikuwonetsa. Pozindikira zomwe wachita komanso ntchito yake yachifundo, tsopano ndi Sir William Connolly, CBE.
Billy Connolly ndi chitsanzo chabwino kwambiri cha munthu amene, mwa kupeza chinthu chomwe amachikonda komanso chomwe amachita bwino, wakhala wopambana kwambiri.
Kotero lero, owerenga okondedwa, ndikukupatsani mabuku 15 oseketsa kwambiri a Billy Connolly kuti akukumbutseni za nzeru zake. Sangalalani nazo zonse.
Oseketsa one-liner a Billy Connolly:
- Osakhulupirira munthu yemwe, akasiyidwa yekha mchipinda chokhala ndi tiyi wokoma, sayesa. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Ukwati ndi chinthu chodabwitsa kwambiri. Ndiye kachiwiri, momwemonso zida zokonzera njinga. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Tanthauzo langa la luntha ndi munthu yemwe amatha kumvera William Tell Overture osaganizira za Lone Ranger. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Ndani anapeza kuti tingapeze mkaka wa ng’ombe, ndipo ankaganiza kuti anali kuchita chiyani panthawiyo? ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Ndakhala ndikufuna kupita ku Switzerland kuti ndikawone zomwe ankhondo amachita ndi mipeni yofiyira ija. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Sindikudziwa chifukwa chake ndiyenera kuphunzira algebra. Sindingathe kupita kumeneko. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Ngati Yesu anali Myuda, nanga bwanji ali ndi dzina loyamba la ku Mexico? ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Anthu ambiri amanena kuti kusowa kwa mawu kumakupangitsani kutukwana. Zinyalala. Ndikudziwa mawu masauzande ambiri, koma ndimakondabe f ***. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Zomwe zimandidabwitsa ndizakuti anthu akamawomba mphuno, amangoyang'ana ma hanki awo kuti awone zomwe zatuluka. Kodi akuyembekezera kupeza chiyani? ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Anthu akamanena kuti, 'Nthawi zonse ndi malo otsiriza omwe umayang'ana. Inde, ndi choncho. Chifukwa chiyani mungapitilize kuyang'ana kuti mwaipeza? ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Pamene chinachake chiri 'chatsopano ndi chowongoleredwa!' ndi chiyani? Ngati ndi zatsopano, ndiye kuti sipanakhalepo kalikonse m'mbuyomo. Ngati ndi kusintha, ndiye kuti payenera kuti panali chinachake chisanachitike. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Nanga n’cifukwa ciani anthu amakamba kuti, ‘Iwe ukufuna kutenga keke yako n’kudyanso? Kufa kulondola! Kodi keke ndi chiyani ngati simungathe kudya? ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Mbalame m'dzanja nthawi zonse sh*** pa dzanja lanu. ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Mukadikirira basi ndipo wina akufunsani kuti, 'Kodi basi yabwera? Ngati basi ibwera, ndikanakhala nditaima pano? ~Billy mwachinyengo
- Malangizo anga kwa inu ngati mukufuna kuonda pang'ono: musamadye chilichonse chomwe chimabwera mumtsuko. Zidebe ndi ziwiya zakukhitchini za pafamu. ~Billy mwachinyengo
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Kodi mawu oseketsa awa ochokera kwa Billy Connolly adakupangitsani kumwetulira?
Ndikukhulupirira choncho. Komabe, mudzakhala ndi kuseka kochulukira mukadina maulalo omwe ali pansipa.
Ndipo ngati mwasangalala ndi zomwe mwawerenga, chonde gawanani ndi anzanu onse pamasamba ochezera.
Mukagawana, aliyense amapambana.
Nthawi zonse ndi bwino kupereka kumwetulira.
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Thandizo lanu layamikiridwa, owerenga okondedwa. Zikomo.
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