
Mukuyang'ana nthabwala za kukalamba, owerenga okondedwa? Chabwino, lero ndikhoza kukupatsani 32 a iwo.
Kaya ndinu wamng'ono kapena wamkulu, ndikutsimikiza kuti mudzatha kugwirizana ndi ochepa a iwo.
Ndikukhulupirira kuti mudzasangalala nazo zonse, ndipo ndikukhulupirira kuti zidzakupangitsani kumwetulira. Ndithudi, zonsezo zinandipangitsa kumwetulira.
Ndipo kumbukirani izi: tonsefe timakalamba, koma kukalamba ndi mkhalidwe wamaganizo, woposa china chilichonse. Simuyenera kulola mwamuna kapena mkazi wokalambayo kulowa.
Komabe, tengani mphindi zochepa kuti muwerenge zonse ndikuzipereka.


Nthabwala za kukalamba:
Ndikamakula, m'pamene kumachedwa kwambiri.
Akazi kawirikawiri savomereza zaka zawo; amuna samachita kawirikawiri.
Ndine wokalamba moti galimoto yanga yoyamba inali ngolo yophimbidwa.
Nanga bwanji aliyense wamsinkhu wanga akuwoneka wamkulu kuposa ine?
Ndili ndi zaka zomwe sindingathe kuchita zinthu zonse zomwe ndimadana nazo.
Munthu wanzeru amakumbukira tsiku lobadwa la mkazi koma osati msinkhu wake.
Ndine wokalamba kwambiri, ndikukumbukira nthawi imene ma emoji ankatchedwa hieroglyphics.
Kugona kosalekeza kumalepheretsa ukalamba, makamaka ngati mukuyendetsa galimoto.
Kukalamba mwaulemu ndi njira yaulemu yoti mukuwoneka moipa pang'onopang'ono.
Mukudziwa kuti mwakalamba pamene kudya kunja kumatanthauza kugwira chakudya chapadera cha mbalame yoyambirira.
Tinali osauka kwambiri pokula tinkangomvetsera kwa Simon kapena Garfunkel.
Mukudziwa kuti ndinu okalamba pomwe anthu amakuimbira foni 9 koloko ndikufunsa kuti, "Kodi ndakudzutsani?"
Ndimakhulupirira kukhulupirika. Choncho, nditafika msinkhu winawake, ndinaganiza zopitirizabe.
Mkazi wanga ndi wachabechabe, atha kulipira mtengo wathunthu kusiyana ndi kuvomereza kuti ndi wamkulu.
Ndikufuna kunena kuti ndikukalamba ngati vinyo wabwino, koma kwa ine, ndikukhala ngati nthochi yabwino.
Ndimakonda akazi achikulire chifukwa anazolowera zokhumudwitsa m'moyo, choncho ndi okonzeka kwa ine.

Mukakalamba, kukhala ndi mwayi ndikulowa m'chipinda ndikukumbukira chifukwa chake muli kumeneko.
Ukalamba ndi pamene anzanu a m’kalasi akale amakhala otuwa kwambiri, okwinya, ndiponso a dazi moti sakuzindikiranso.
Ngati ndi tsiku lanu lobadwa lero, muyenera kuyamikira nokha. Makamaka ngati mukutha kukumbukira.
Ndikakula, m’pamenenso timagulu tachipembedzo timamveka bwino. Kodi mukudziwa mmene zimavutira kupeza mabwenzi mutakula?
Mukudziwa kuti mukukalamba mukakhala ndi makandulo ambiri pa keke yanu kuposa anzanu paphwando lanu lobadwa.
Luso la kazembeyo ndikutha kuuza wina kuti apite ku Gahena kuti aziyembekezera ulendowo.
Ukalamba ndi pamene muyang’anizana ndi ziyeso ziŵiri ndipo mumasankha limene lidzakufikitseni kunyumba pofika XNUMX koloko.
Mphindi yabwino kwambiri ya moyo wa mkazi sikubala, ndikuwona mdani wakale ndikuzindikira momwe aliri wonenepa komanso wonyansa tsopano.
Pamene muli wamng’ono, mumapanga phokoso lambiri pongosangalala. Ukakalamba, umapanga phokoso lochulukirapo ndikungowerama.
Ndinkafuna kuoneka wolemekezeka nditakalamba, choncho ndinameta ndevu. Mawu omwe ndikunena amakhala ngati, "Kuchotsera, chonde, ndine wamkulu!"
Ndili mnyamata, ndinali ndi matenda amene ankafuna kuti ndizidya dothi katatu patsiku kuti ndikhale ndi moyo. Mwamwayi, mkulu wanga anandiuza zimenezi.
Ndili wamng’ono, ndinkachita zinthu zopusa chifukwa sindinkadziwa bwino lomwe. Tsopano ndikudziwa bwino, ndimachitabe zinthu zopusa, koma sindingathe kudziletsa.
Nthaŵi zonse ndimamva bwino pamene dokotala wanga akunena kuti chinachake sichili bwino kwa msinkhu wanga, koma kenako ndimakumbukira kuti imfa idzakhala yachibadwa kwa msinkhu wanga.
Ndafika msinkhu woti kuyang’ana pagalasi kuli ngati kuyang’ana nkhani. Ndikudziwa kuti pakhala zatsopano zomwe sindingakonde.
Ukadali wamng'ono, manyazi ndi kuyiwala kuzipu ya ntchentche yako. Ukakalamba, manyazi ndi kuyiwala kumasula ntchentche yako.
Ndikamakula ndikukumbukira anthu onse omwe ndataya panjira, ndimaganiza kuti mwina ntchito yotsogolera alendo sinali yoyenera kwa ine.


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Wokondedwa awerengi, kodi nthabwala izi za kukalamba zidakupangitsani kumwetulira? Ndikukhulupirira choncho.
Mwina mukuona kuti mungathebe kuseka?
Ngati ndi choncho. ndiye chonde dinani maulalo pansipa. Ndikukhulupirira kuti mupeza kumwetulira kochuluka kuti musangalatse.
Ndipo ngati mudasangalala ndi zomwe mwawerenga lero, chonde gawani izi ndi anzanu pamasamba ochezera. Mukagawana, aliyense amapambana.
Nthawi zonse ndi bwino kupereka kumwetulira. Ndipo mukhala mukuthandizira bulogu yofuna kufikira anthu ambiri.
Zikomo chifukwa chothandizira.


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