Ndemanga 30 zabwino kwambiri zomwe zingakupangitseni kumwetulira

Amayi, kodi mumasowa ndemanga zachipongwe?

Amuna inu, mukufuna phodo lodzaza ndi mivi kuti mulase ngakhale mtima wovuta kwambiri?

Kukhala ndi ndemanga yoyenera kuyankha pazochitikazo pamene muyenera kuyika wina mwamphamvu m'malo mwake?

Kwa nthawi zomwe muyenera kutumiza uthenga womwe umati, Mumandisokoneza pachiwopsezo chanu.

Chabwino, apa pali ndemanga 30 zazikulu, zomwe zinandipangitsa kumwetulira.

Ndemanga za Bitchy:

1. Mwavala diresi imeneyo kubetcherana eti?
2. Iye si wakumwa, koma ndithudi amakonda kung'ung'udza.
3. Sindikufuna sewero lanu. Pitani mukavutitse munthu wina.
4. Hei, Mipira yangoyimba kumene. Amafuna kuti mukule awiri.
5. Ndilibe mphamvu zoti ndinamizire kukukondani panopa.
6. Ine ndiribe udindo pa zomwe nkhope yanga imachita mukamayankhula.
7. Pali zinthu ziwiri zomwe sindimakukonda za iwe, mtsikana. Nkhope yanu!
8. Inde, ndine wopenga, ndipo simungakhale anzeru kusokoneza ndi wamisala.
9. Kukhala ndi maganizo sikufanana ndi kuuzidwa, wokondedwa.
10. OMG! Wamenyedwadi ndi ndodo yonyansa, sichoncho?
11. Zovala zabwino! Munagula kuti? Katundu Wamagetsi wa Dick?
12. Ndakumanapo ndi zobaya nthawi yanga, koma ndiwe nkhalwe wathunthu.
13. Ndimayesetsa kuwona zabwino mwa anthu, koma mumapangitsa kuti zikhale zovuta.
14. Mwakhumudwa nane? Ndiye! kulibe kuti ndikusangalatseni.
15. Ndikhoza kukhala ndi umunthu wambiri, koma palibe aliyense wonga inu.
16. O, pali munthu watsopano m'moyo wanu. Kodi akadali ndi tsitsi lake?
17. Ngati mukufuna kuchepetsa thupi mwachangu, mutha kumeta miyendo yanu nthawi zonse.
18. Zomwe mukuganiza za ine sizingakhale zoyipa monga momwe ndimaganizira za inu.
19. Ndinganene chinachake choyamikira za inu, koma sindine wosakhulupirika.
20. Sindimadana nanu, koma ndikuchotsani chithandizo chamoyo wanu kuti muyike foni yanga.
21. Ukundisokoneza ndi munthu amene amasamala zomwe ukuganiza.
22. Ndine wabwino ngati msungwana wotsatira mpaka moyo umandikakamiza kumasula Bulu.
23. Mukundikumbutsa kakobiri. Nkhope ziwiri ndi zosafunikira kwambiri.
24. Ndikanakumenyerani ndi nyundo, koma simuyenera kupita kundende.
25. Ndiwe wabodza. Ndikuganiza kuti munapangidwa ku China.
26. Sindine wonyoza. Ndine wanzeru chabe kuposa kumvetsetsa kwanu.
27. Khalani omasuka kundiweruza pamene muli wangwiro. O, izo sizikanakhala konse pamenepo.
28. Ayi, sindinafune kukukhumudwitsani. Imeneyo inali bonasi chabe yomwe ndikuthokoza nayo.
29. Osandida chifukwa ndine wokongola. Ndidani chifukwa ma bxxbs anga ndi akulu kuposa anu.
30. Siya zonyoza kwa akatswiri, wokondedwa. Muzavulala mukasewera ndi moto.

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