Ma liners 25 anzeru omwe angakupangitseni kumwetulira

Ngati uli ngati ine, owerenga okondedwa, ndiye kuti ukonda mabuku anzeru a one liners. Ndimawasonkhanitsa nthawi zonse mu dayalo langa.

Lero, ndaganiza zogawana nanu zina mwa zabwino kwambiri zomwe ndakumana nazo posachedwapa.

Ndawapeza onse akuseketsa, ndipo ndili ndi chidaliro kuti inunso mudzawasangalala nawo.

Chonde gawani izi ndi anzanu, koma musawagawire mpaka mutapeza mwayi woseka.

Ma liners anzeru:

1. Ndikufuna kuyamba ndi nthabwala za chimney. Ine ndiri nawo mulu wa iwo. Yoyamba ili panyumba. ~Tim Vine
2. Zizindikiro zotuluka? Ali m'njira yotuluka! ~Tim Vine
3. Ndimadana ndi kukhala mumsewu chifukwa nthawi zonse ndimathamangitsidwa. ~Milton Jones
4. Conjunctivitis.com: Ndilo tsamba lamaso opweteka. ~Tim Vine
5. Akalulu: Chifukwa chiyani sangagawane hedge? ~Dan Antolpolski
6. Chisankho changa cha Chaka Chatsopano ndikupeza mawonekedwe. Ndimasankha kuzungulira. ~Sarah Millican
7. Ntchito yovuta kwambiri yomwe ndinakhalapo nayo? Kugulitsa zitseko, khomo ndi khomo. ~Bill Bailey
8. Ndili ndi kleptomania. Koma zikafika poipa, ndimatengapo kanthu. ~Ken Dodd
9. Nthawi zambiri ndimakumana ndi chibwenzi changa nthawi ya 12:59 chifukwa ndimakonda nthawi imodzi ndi imodzi. ~Tom Ward
10. Agogo anga aamuna anapanga baluni ya mpweya wozizira. Izo sizinayambe kwenikweni. ~Milton Jones
11. Mnansi wanga wapafupi amalambira mapaipi otulutsa mpweya. Iye ndi wotembenuza wa Katolika. ~Tim Vine
12. Nthawi yabwino yowonjezerera chipongwe kuvulaza ndi pamene mukusaina masewera a munthu wina. ~Demetri Martin
13. Ndinapita kukagula thalauza lobisala tsiku lina, koma sindinalipeze. ~Tommy Cooper
14. Ndinalota maloto usiku watha kuti ndinali kudula kaloti ndi Grim Reaper. Kulimbana ndi imfa. ~Tim Vine
15. Ndizovuta kudziwa ngati anthu akufuna kulowa nawo Kalabu yanga Yamwano kapena ayi. ~Milton Jones
16. Chosakaniza simenti chinagundana ndi galimoto yandende. Oyendetsa galimoto akufunsidwa kuti ayang'ane zigawenga 16 zouma mtima. ~Peter kaya
17. Chiwerengero cha mungu, tsopano ndiyo ntchito yovuta; makamaka ngati muli ndi hayfever. ~Milton Jones
18. Helvetica ndi Times New Roman adalowa mu bar. "Sitikutumizira mtundu wanu!" adatero barman. ~Wolemba Wosadziwika
19. Kodi mukudziwa nyama yomwe imapha anthu ambiri padziko lapansi? Hepatitis Bee. ~Milton Jones
20. Ndinkafuna mawu achinsinsi a zilembo zisanu ndi zitatu, choncho ndinasankha Snow White ndi Seven Dwarves. ~Nick Helm
21. Uno mulopwe wanena namino amba: ‘Nkakukwasha na lwitabijo lwa lwita. Ndinati: 'Kodi zimenezi n'zokhumudwitsa?' ~Tim Vine
22. Anyani awiri anali kulowa mu bafa. Mmodzi anati: 'O, oo, aah.' Winayo anayankha kuti: 'Ikani kuzizira.' - Harry Hill
23. Ndinali kusewera chess ndi mnzanga, ndipo anati, 'Tiyeni tipange izi kukhala zosangalatsa'. Choncho tinasiya kusewera chess. ~Matt Kirshen
24. Nsomba ziwiri zili mu thanki. Mmodzi akuyang'ana wina ndi kunena kuti: "Hey, ukudziwa kuyendetsa chinthu ichi?" ~Wolemba Wosadziwika
25. Ndinamuona kapoloyu akucheza ndi cheetah. Ndinaganiza kuti: 'Akuyesera kukoka mwachangu.' ~Tim Vine

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