Kuv nyiam nyeem cov lus lom zem uas Spike Milligan hais. Nws yog ib tug txiv neej uas muaj lub pob txha lom zem heev.
Yog tias koj tsis paub nws lub npe, Spike Milligan yog ib tug neeg tso dag, tsis hwm, thiab nyiam heev thiab yog ib tug neeg tseem ceeb ntawm British TV thiab xov tooj cua tau ntau xyoo hauv lub sijhawm tom qab ua tsov rog, txog thaum nws tuag hauv xyoo 2002.
Terence Alan Milligan yug hauv Is Nrias teb; nws yog tus tub ntawm British Army tus thawj coj ntawm Irish qhovntsej thiaj tsis mob thiab niam Askiv.
Ntxiv rau qhov ua ib tug neeg ua yeeb yam zoo kawg nkaus, tej zaum paub zoo tshaj plaws rau nws txoj haujlwm nrog Goon Show , nws kuj yog ib tug kws sau ntawv, kws sau paj huam, kws sau ua yeeb yam, thiab tus neeg ua yeeb yam zoo.
Txawm hais tias nws tau siv sijhawm ntau ntawm nws lub neej thaum ntxov hauv Is Nrias teb, feem ntau ntawm nws lub neej laus tau siv hauv tebchaws United Kingdom.
Txawm li cas los xij, thaum Txoj Cai Lij Choj Txog Cov Neeg Tsiv Teb Tsaws Chaw tau tshem tawm Milligan uas yug hauv Is Nrias teb txoj cai rau kev ua pej xeem Askiv hauv xyoo 1962, txawm tias nws tau ua haujlwm hauv Pab Tub Rog Askiv thiab nws txiv li, nws tau los ua pej xeem Irish, siv txoj cai uas tau muab los ntawm nws txiv uas yug hauv Irish.
Kuv xav tias nws yog ib tug txiv neej funny tiag tiag, thiab ua pov thawj nws, ntawm no yog 15 ntawm nws rab chais ntse quips. Txaus siab rau lawv txhua tus.
Quotes los ntawm Spike Milligan:
- Txhua tus txiv neej yog cremated sib npaug. ~Spike Milligan
- Txhua yam kuv thov yog lub sijhawm los ua pov thawj tias nyiaj tsis tuaj yeem ua rau kuv zoo siab. ~Spike Milligan
- Kuv xav tias kuv yuav pib los ntawm kev nyeem ib zaj paj huam los ntawm Shakespeare, tab sis tom qab ntawd kuv xav tias, vim li cas kuv yuav tsum? Nws yeej tsis nyeem ib qho ntawm kuv li. ~Spike Milligan
- Puas yog koj yuav los ntsiag to, lossis kuv puas yuav tsum tau siv lub pob ntseg? ~Spike Milligan
- Nyiaj tsis tuaj yeem yuav phooj ywg, tab sis koj tau txais cov yeeb ncuab zoo dua. ~Spike Milligan
- Kuv yog ib tug hero nrog coward ob txhais ceg. ~Spike Milligan
- Kuv nyob hauv tub rog ntev npaum li cas? Tsib-ko taw kaum ib. ~Spike Milligan
- Kuv tig thiab rub kuv txhais tes nrog zoo siab. Kuv ib txwm khaws ib lub tin ntawm glee ke. ~Spike Milligan
- Kuv tsis ntshai tuag, kuv tsis xav nyob ntawd thaum nws tshwm sim. ~Spike Milligan
- Cov tshuaj tiv thaiv yuav tsum tau siv rau txhua lub sijhawm xav tau. ~Spike Milligan
- Lub neej yog ib txoj kev mob siab ntev xwb kho tau los ntawm kev tuag. ~Spike Milligan
- Kuv tuaj yeem hais lus Esperanto zoo li ib haiv neeg. ~Spike Milligan
- Ib tug noog nyob rau hauv Strand yog tsim nyog ob nyob rau hauv Shepherd's Bush. ~Spike Milligan
- Ib tsev neeg ntawm Siberia; Raws li ib tug txiv tau qis dua; Tab sis ib qho kev ua haujlwm; Kho qhov xwm txheej; Thiab tam sim no nws yog Niam Superior. ~Spike Milligan
- Thiab Vajtswv hais tias, 'Cia li muaj teeb' thiab muaj qhov kaj, tab sis Lub Rooj Tswjhwm Saib Hluav Taws Xob tau hais tias Nws yuav tsum tau tos txog hnub Thursday kom muaj kev sib txuas. ~Spike Milligan
Thov qhia rau koj cov phooj ywg:
Koj puas pom cov lus hais los ntawm Spike Milligan no lom zem?
Koj puas tau? Kuv vam thiab cia siab.
Yog hais tias yog li ntawd, thov qhia cov ntawv no hauv social media rau koj cov phooj ywg, vim tias thaum koj faib, txhua tus yeej.
Yog li ntawd, thov qhia tam sim no. Yog koj ua tau li ntawd rau kuv, ces nws yuav txaus siab tiag tiag.
Ua tsaug rau koj.
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