Hnub no, kuv tab tom nrhiav qhov zoo tshaj plaws Homer Simpson quotes.
Thiab kuv xav tias cov no yuav tsum yog 19 ntawm qhov zoo tshaj plaws Homer Simpson quotes. Kuv ntseeg hais tias lawv yuav tsa luag los yog ob leeg nrog cov nyeem. Homer txoj kev ua neej nyob yeej ib txwm muaj kev txawj ntse thiab lom zem heev.
Kuv hlub Tus Simpsons, thiab, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog, Homer Simpson lub tswv yim ntawm lub neej yeej tsis ua rau kuv luag nrov nrov. Yog li hnub no kuv xav tias nws yuav muaj kev lom zem los saib rov qab ntawm qee qhov nws nco qab tshaj plaws quotes.
Yog tias koj yog tus kiv cua ntawm The Simpsons, Kuv paub tseeb tias koj yuav txaus siab rov mus xyuas Homer cov lus ntawm kev txawj ntse.
Txaus siab rau lawv txhua tus.
Qhov zoo tshaj plaws Homer Simpson quotes:
- Kev sim yog thawj kauj ruam mus rau qhov tsis ua tiav.
- Tus neeg ua haujlwm! Muab tus lej rau kuv rau 911!
- Yog nws txawj ntse, ua cas nws thiaj tuag?
- Kuv yeej tsis thov txim. Kuv thov txim, tab sis qhov ntawd yog kuv li.
- Marge, koj paub tias nws hais lus tsis zoo thaum kuv lub qhov ncauj puv.
- Kev ruam ua rau peb mus rau hauv qhov kev ntxhov siab no, thiab kev ruam yuav ua rau peb tawm.
- Yog kuv hais tau ob peb lo lus, kuv yuav yog ib tug neeg hais lus zoo.
- Cov me nyuam, vim kuv tsis quav ntsej tsis txhais hais tias kuv tsis mloog.
- Kuv yuav ua kom tau nyiaj los ntawm kev muag kuv lub siab. Kuv tuaj yeem tau nrog ib tus.
- Qhov teeb meem hauv ntiaj teb niaj hnub no yog kev sib txuas lus; kev sib txuas lus ntau dhau lawm.
- Nws yooj yim heev kom txawj ntse. Cia li xav txog tej yam ruam yuav hais ces tsis txhob hais.
- Kuv xav tias kuv muaj kev tshaib plab rau kev puas tsuaj, tab sis txhua yam kuv xav tau yog lub club qhaub cij.
- Yog Tswv Ntuj tsis xav kom kuv noj nqaij qaib hauv tsev teev ntuj, ces nws yuav tau ua kev txhaum.
- Kuv twb kawm hais tias lub neej yog ib tug crushing swb tom qab lwm mus txog rau thaum koj tsuas xav Flanders tuag.
- Kev pab dawb yog rau cov neeg nqus dej. Koj puas paub tias cov neeg tuaj yeem pab dawb tsis tau them nyiaj rau cov khoom uas lawv ua?
- Weaseling tawm ntawm tej yam yog ib qho tseem ceeb rau kev kawm; nws yog dab tsi cais peb ntawm cov tsiaj; tsuas yog cov vuas.
- Cov me nyuam zoo heev. Koj tuaj yeem qhia lawv kom ntxub qhov koj ntxub, thiab, nrog Internet thiab tag nrho, lawv xyaum tsa lawv tus kheej.
- Marge, sim nkag siab. Muaj ob hom tub ntxhais kawm ntawv qib siab, jocks thiab nerds. Raws li ib tug jock, nws yog kuv lub luag hauj lwm muab nerds ib tug nyuaj lub sij hawm.
- Kuv xav qhia qee yam rau koj: Peb kab lus me me uas yuav ua rau koj mus txog lub neej. Number 1: Cover rau kuv. Number 2: Aw, good idea, Boss! Number 3: Nws zoo li ntawd thaum kuv mus txog ntawm no.
Thov qhia qhov no rau koj cov phooj ywg:
Koj puas pom zoo tias cov no yog qee qhov zoo tshaj plaws Homer Simpson quotes?
Koj ua li cas? Kuv vam thiab cia siab.
Yog tias koj txaus siab rau lawv, thov qhia cov ntawv no rau koj cov phooj ywg hauv social media, vim kev sib koom yog yeej rau txhua tus.
Yog li thov share this post tam sim no. Yog koj ua tau li ntawd rau kuv, kuv yuav ua tsaug mus ib txhis. Koj yuav pab tau tus neeg blogger xav paub txog cov neeg tuaj saib dav dua, thiab qhov ntawd yuav yog koj txoj haujlwm zoo rau hnub.
Ua tsaug rau koj.
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