Inā ʻoe e ʻimi nei i kekahi mau ʻōlelo hoʻohenehene pōkole e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe, a laila eia ka 23 aʻu e manaʻo nei e hoʻomālamalama i kou lā.
ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka ʻakaʻaka maikaʻi e hoʻomālamalama i ka lā. ʻAe, manaʻo wau pēlā.
No laila, e hauʻoli i ka leʻaleʻa, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e hāʻawi iā lākou.
ʻO nā ʻakaʻaka pōkole:
- Ua ʻike au i kahi pōā ma kahi hale kūʻai Apple. He iWitness anei au?
- Q: Makemake ʻo Pepeluali iā Malaki? A: ʻAʻole, akā ʻApelila Mei
- He makaʻu koʻu i nā mamao lōʻihi, no laila hele au i kahi lōʻihi e pale aku iā lākou.
- Q: He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka bipi wāwae ʻole? A: ʻ .lapa piʻo honua.
- Inā hōʻole ke keiki e hiamoe i ka wā hiamoe, hewa anei lākou i ke kūʻē ʻana i ka hoʻomaha?
- Q: He aha ka mea a ka hau hau i ʻōlelo ai i ka mea kūʻai? A: Lā maikaʻi iā ʻoe!
- ʻO ka waiū ka wai wikiwiki loa ma ka honua. Ua pasteurized ma mua o kou ʻike ʻana!
- Q: No ke aha e ʻau ai nā sila i ka wai paʻakai? A: No ka mea, ʻo ka wai pepa e hū ai lākou!
- He makaʻu koʻu i nā puʻupuʻu wikiwiki akā ua hoʻomaha mālie wau
- Q: I ka manawa hea e ala ai ka ʻiole? A: I ka wanaao.
- Ua haʻalele kaʻu hoaaloha iaʻu no nā kumu hoʻomana. Ua hoʻomana ʻo ia i ke kālā a ʻaʻohe aʻu.
- Q: Pehea e puka ai ka Elepani mai kahi kumu lāʻau? A: Noho ʻo ia ma kahi lau a kali a hiki i ka hāʻule.
- ʻAʻole wau e haʻi maʻamau iā Pāpā i ka ʻakaʻaka, akā ke hana wau, ʻakaʻaka mau ʻo ia.
- Q: ʻO wai ka manaʻo e hoʻopau ʻia i waena o kahi huaʻōlelo? A: He lawehala.
- Ua hele au i koʻu kauka e ʻike i ke kumu o koʻu makaʻu nui ʻana i nā nahesa. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia he pilikia koʻu.
- Q: He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka reindeer me ka maka ʻole? A: ʻAʻohe dia maka.
- Ua nīnau mai kekahi kaikamahine o ke keʻena iaʻu inā he lā koʻu no ka lā Valentine. Ua haʻi aku au iā ia ʻo Pepeluali 14 mauth, i ko'u ike.
- Q: He aha ka mea kanu i pāpā ʻia ma nā moku o nā mea ʻimi Arctic? A: Leeks!
- Kuʻi ʻia kekahi ʻelemakule e ke kaʻa a lawe ʻia i ka haukapila. Komo kekahi kahu maʻi i kona lumi a ʻōlelo aku, "E ka haku, ʻoluʻolu anei ʻoe?" Pane ka ʻelemakule, "He maikaʻi koʻu ola."
- Q: He aha kāu e hāʻawi ai i ka paukena e hoʻāʻo nei e haʻalele i ka puhi paka? A: ʻO kahi ʻōpala paukena!
- He makaʻu koʻu i nā hale i hoʻolālā nui ʻia. He paʻakikī paʻakikī.
- Q: He aha ka ʻokoʻa ma waena o ke kanaka hau a me ka wahine hau? A: Nā pōlele hau!
- Ua ʻike au i kahi puke makemakika a me ka puke wehewehe ʻōlelo ma kahi lā i ka pō nei. Me he mea lā ua maikaʻi kā lākou kemika!
E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha:
Makemake paha ʻoe i ka ʻakaʻaka hou? Inā pēlā, e kaomi i nā loulou ma lalo nei.
A inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i kēia pou a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like me kāu mau hoaaloha ma ka ʻoihana pūnaewele. Ke kaʻana like ʻoe i nā ʻakaʻaka, ʻoiaʻiʻo he lanakila nā kānaka a pau?
Mahalo nui ʻia kāu kākoʻo.
Mahalo.
Nā ʻatikala āu e hauʻoli ai:
- 39 ʻO ka poʻe akamai hoʻokahi e ʻakaʻaka i kāu mau hoaaloha
- 33 ʻO nā mea hoʻokalakupua hoʻokahi e hōʻoiaʻiʻo iā ʻoe e ʻakaʻaka
- ʻO 27 nā mea akamai hoʻokahi-liners maikaʻi loa e ʻakaʻaka nui ʻoe
- 50 ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka hoʻokahi laina e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- 21 ʻakaʻaka hoʻokahi-liners i hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- 60 mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo hoʻokahi a me nā huaʻōlelo e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- ʻO 35 mau ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka e pili ana i ke ola e hōʻoluʻolu iā ʻoe
- Wedded Wit: 50 ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka e pili ana i ka male
- 25 akamai one-liners e hoʻonanea iā ʻoe
- ʻO 30 mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo hoʻokahi-liner e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- 33 akamai loa i hoʻokahi liners i hōʻoia ʻia e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- ʻO 30 mau ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka loa e hoʻonanea i kou iwi ʻakaʻaka
- 25 mau ʻōlelo hoʻohenehene hoʻokahi-liner e ʻakaʻaka wale ai ʻoe
- 20 mau ʻōlelo maʻamau ʻo Elaine Benes e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- 15 mau ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa a Spike Milligan e hoʻāla i ka minoʻaka
- 19 ʻO nā huaʻōlelo maikaʻi loa ʻo Homer Simpson e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- 21 ʻO Del Boy nā huaʻōlelo no ka poʻe pā o nā Fools a me nā Lio wale nō
- 15 mau ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa a Mae West e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- 15 ʻO nā mea hoʻohenehene loa na Billy Connolly
- 37 mau hoʻi hou ʻakaʻaka no ka launa pū ʻana me ka poʻe kolohe
- 21 mau ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka pōkole e hoʻohiwahiwa iā ʻoe a hoʻomālamalama i kou lā
- ʻO nā ʻōlelo 30 maikaʻi loa e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe
- 31 mau ʻōlelo nui mai Larry David ma Curb Your Enthusiasm
- 15 mau ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa a Jerry Seinfeld e hoʻomālamalama i kou lā
HOʻOLE: Aia nā loulou pili i ka pou; ʻaʻohe uku hou iā ʻoe; kākoʻo nā komisina i ke kumukūʻai o ka mālama ʻana i kēia pūnaewele. Mahalo nui wau i kāu kākoʻo. Mahalo.
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