He 15 mau ʻōlelo a Tina Fey e noʻonoʻo ai ʻoe

I kēia lā, ke nānā nei au i nā ʻōlelo na Tina Fey.

ʻO Tina Fey kekahi o nā wahine ʻakaʻaka loa ma ka ʻoihana hōʻikeʻike, a he wahine akamai loa nō hoʻi ʻo ia.

ʻAʻole wale ʻo ia he mea hoʻokalakupua, akā he mea hana keaka, mea kākau, a mea hana.

Ua kaulana ʻo ia no kāna hana ma ka moʻo keaka hoʻomākeʻaka NBC ʻo Saturday Night Live a no ka hoʻokumu ʻana i ke keaka kūlana kaulana ʻo 30 Rock.

Pono mau ka hoʻolohe ʻana i ka poʻe holomua. ʻO nā mea a pau i hana iā lākou e hana no ʻoe.

Eia nā ʻōlelo he 15 na Tina Fey e hoʻoikaika iā ʻoe.

Nā ʻōlelo a Tina Fey:

1. E ʻōlelo ʻae a e noʻonoʻo ʻoe ma hope. ~Tina Fey
2. ʻO ka hilinaʻi he 10% hana paʻakikī a me 90% hoʻopunipuni. ~Tina Fey
3. ʻAʻole loa ia e hemolele akā ua hoʻonui ʻia ka hemolele. Luuluu ka hemolele ma ke TV ola. ~Tina Fey
4. I kekahi manawa inā he hoʻoholo paʻakikī kāu e hoʻoholo ai, kū wale a hiki i ka hōʻike ʻana o ka pane. ~Tina Fey
5. Mai hoʻopau i kou ikaika e hoʻololi i nā manaʻo. E hana i kāu mea a mai hopohopo inā makemake lākou. ~Tina Fey
6. ʻO kēlā me kēia pilikia, e lilo i ʻāpana o ka hoʻonā. Mai noho wale a hāpai i nā nīnau a kuhikuhi i nā pilikia. ~Tina Fey
7. Oki ke kapa aku i kekahi i kekahi he sluts and whores; ʻO ia ka mea kūpono i nā kāne ke kapa iā ʻoe he sluts a me ka wahine hoʻokamakama. ~Tina Fey
8. Ma kahi o ka papa ʻelima a ʻehiku paha, ua manaʻo wau e hiki iaʻu ke ʻakaʻaka iaʻu iho i nā poʻe. ʻO ka mea nui, ua hoʻāʻo wau e hoʻolilo iā lākou e like me aʻu. Akā ma hope o kekahi manawa, ua lilo ia i ʻāpana o koʻu ʻike. ~Tina Fey
9. No kaʻu hōʻike mua ma SNL, Ua kakau au i a ʻO Bill Clinton sketch, a i ko mākou heluhelu ʻana, ʻaʻohe ʻakaʻaka. Ua hiki mai kēia kaumaha o ka hilahila ma luna oʻu, a ua manaʻo wau me he mea lā e hū ana au mai koʻu iwi kuamoʻo. Akā, ʻike wau, 'Ua hiki, ʻaʻole wau i make.' Pono ʻoe e ʻike i ka hiki ʻole ke hoʻomaopopo hiki iā ʻoe ke ola. ~Tina Fey
10. Inā makemake ʻoe e lilo i mea kākau kiʻi, e lawe i kahi papa hana e ʻike i kāu mea e noi nei i nā mea keaka e hana. ʻO ke aʻo ʻana i nā mākau ʻē aʻe e kōkua iā ʻoe e kamaʻilio me nā kānaka a mahalo i kā lākou hana. ~Tina Fey
11. Ke ho'āʻo nei e lilo i alakaʻi i kahi ʻano hana atypical loa e like me Pōʻalua Loa hoʻoikaika iā ʻoe e hoʻomaopopo ʻaʻohe mea makemake iā ʻoe e alakaʻi. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke kōkua iā lākou e kiʻi i kā lākou mea ma ka TV a i ʻole, makemake lākou i kēlā. Akā ʻaʻohe kanaka makua e ʻimi nei i kumu hoʻohālike. ~Tina Fey
12. Inā he mea keaka ʻoe a ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻolei nui i nā mea, a laila e hui pū i kahi hōʻike a paʻa i nā pō pāʻani-heluhelu ma kāu keʻena. E hana i kāu mau manawa pono'ī. ~Tina Fey
13. Ma hope o ke kulanui, ʻike wau makemake wau e hana i ka hana hoʻomākeʻaka, no laila ʻo ka mea mua aʻu i hana ai, ʻo ia ka hele ʻana i kahi o ka ʻakaʻaka. Ua neʻe au mai Charlottesville a i Chicago, no ka mea, ma laila ʻo The Second City a me Improv Olympics. Pono ʻoe e hele i nā wahi āu e hele ai e aʻo i kāu mea hoihoi. ~Tina Fey
14. He hana hoʻokiʻekiʻe loa ia e hoʻoholo ai no kou makemake ʻole i kekahi mea, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ia. ʻAʻole au makemake i ka meaʻai Pākē, akā ʻaʻole wau e kākau i nā ʻatikala e hoʻāʻo nei e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole ia. ~Tina Fey
15. ʻO kēia kaʻu e haʻi aku ai i nā wahine ʻōpio e nīnau mai iaʻu i nā ʻōlelo aʻo ʻoihana. E ho'āʻo ana nā kānaka e hoʻopunipuni iā ​​ʻoe. I mea e manaʻo ai ʻoe e hoʻokūkū ana kekahi i kekahi. “Aia ʻoe no kahi hoʻolaha. Inā hele lākou i wahine, aia ma waena o ʻoe a me Barbara. Mai hoʻopunipuni. ʻAʻole ʻoe i hoʻokūkū me nā wahine ʻē aʻe. Ke hoʻokūkū nei ʻoe me nā mea a pau. ~Tina Fey

E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha:

Inā makemake ʻoe i kēia mau ʻōlelo a Tina Fey , e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha ma ka pāpili kaiapili.

Ke kaʻana like ʻoe, lanakila nā kānaka a pau.

E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou i kēia manawa. Mahalo mau wau inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā noʻu.

Mahalo.

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