Aloha au i ka heluhelu ʻana i nā ʻōlelo hoʻohenehene a Spike Milligan. He kanaka ʻoiaʻiʻo nō me ka iwi hoʻohenehene.
Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i kamaʻāina i kona inoa, he kanaka hoʻomākeʻaka, hoʻowahāwahā, a he mea hoʻokani keaka aloha nui ʻia ʻo Spike Milligan a he mea nui ia o ke kīwī a me ka lekiō Pelekane no nā makahiki he nui ma hope o ke kaua, a hiki i kona make ʻana i ka makahiki 2002.
Ua hānau ʻia ʻo Terence Alan Milligan ma India; he keiki ʻo ia na ke kāpena pūʻali koa Pelekania no ka ʻohana Irish a me ka makuahine Pelekane.
Ma waho aʻe o ka lilo ʻana i mea hoʻokani comedy kupaianaha, ʻike nui ʻia paha no kāna hana me ka Goon Show , he mea kākau moʻolelo kūleʻa nō hoʻi ʻo ia, haku mele, mea hana keaka, a me ka mea hana keaka.
ʻOiai ua hoʻohana ʻo ia i ka hapa nui o kona wā ʻōpio ma India, ʻo ka hapa nui o kona ola makua i hoʻopau ʻia ma United Kingdom.
Eia naʻe, i ka wā i hoʻopau ai ke Kānāwai Commonwealth Immigrants i ke kuleana ʻakomi o Milligan i hānau ʻia ma India i ke kamaʻāina Pelekane i ka makahiki 1962, ʻoiai kāna lawelawe ʻana ma ka Pūʻali Koa Pelekane a me kona makuakāne, ua lilo ʻo ia i kamaʻāina ʻIlelani, e hoʻohana ana i ke kuleana i hāʻawi ʻia e kona makuakāne i hānau ʻia ma ʻIlelani.
Manaʻo wau he kanaka ʻakaʻaka maoli ʻo ia, a i mea e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ai, eia ka 15 o kāna mau ʻōlelo hoʻohihi. E hauʻoli iā lākou a pau.
Nā ʻōlelo a Spike Milligan:
- Ua puhi like na kanaka a pau. ~Spike Milligan
- ʻO kaʻu mea e noi ai, ʻo ia ka manawa e hōʻoia ai ʻaʻole hiki i ke kālā ke hauʻoli iaʻu. ~Spike Milligan
- Manaʻo wau e hoʻomaka wau ma ka heluhelu ʻana i kahi mele a Shakespeare, akā noʻonoʻo wau, no ke aha lā wau? ʻAʻole ʻo ia e heluhelu i kaʻu. ~Spike Milligan
- E hele mālie paha ʻoe, a i ʻole e hoʻohana au i nā pani pepeiao? ~Spike Milligan
- ʻAʻole hiki i ke kālā ke kūʻai aku i nā hoaaloha, akā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi papa ʻenemi maikaʻi aʻe. ~Spike Milligan
- He meʻe au me nā wāwae makaʻuʻu. ~Spike Milligan
- Pehea ka lōʻihi o koʻu noho ʻana i ka pūʻali? ʻElima kapuaʻi ʻumikūmākahi. ~Spike Milligan
- Huli au a hamo i koʻu mau lima me ka hauʻoli. Ke mālama mau nei au i kahi pahu hauʻoli. ~Spike Milligan
- ʻAʻole oʻu makaʻu i ka make, ʻaʻole wau makemake e noho ma laila ke hiki mai. ~Spike Milligan
- Pono e hoʻohana ʻia nā contraceptives i kēlā me kēia manawa i manaʻo ʻia. ~Spike Milligan
- He maʻi ʻeha lōʻihi ke ola e ola wale ai ma ka make. ~Spike Milligan
- Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ʻEsperanto e like me ke kamaʻāina. ~Spike Milligan
- He ʻelua manu ma The Strand i ka Laau Kahuhipa. ~Spike Milligan
- He kanaka ʻohana mai Siberia; E like me ka makua kāne haʻahaʻa loa; Akā hoʻokahi hana; Hoʻoponopono hou i ke kūlana; A ʻo ia ʻo Mother Superior i kēia manawa. ~Spike Milligan
- A ʻōlelo ke Akua, 'E mālamalama' a ua mālamalama, akā ua ʻōlelo ka Papa Uila e kali ʻo ia a hiki i ka Pōʻalima e hoʻopili ai. ~Spike Milligan
E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like me kāu mau hoaaloha:
Ua ʻike anei ʻoe he mea leʻaleʻa kēia mau ʻōlelo a Spike Milligan?
Ua hana ʻoe? Manaʻo wau pēlā nō.
Inā ʻo ia ka hihia, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou ma ka pūnaewele media me kāu mau hoaaloha, no ka mea ke kaʻana like ʻoe, lanakila nā mea a pau.
No laila, e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia manawa. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā noʻu, a laila e mahalo maoli ʻia.
Mahalo.
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