
I kēia lā ke noiʻi nei au i nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka na Mae West.
ʻO Mae West kekahi o nā hōkū kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻopaʻapaʻa loa o kona wā, e hana ana i ke keaka mai nā ʻano kuʻuna a haʻahaʻa o kona au. A ua aloha ka poʻe hoʻolohe o ka wā kaumaha iā ia no ia mea.
Ua hānau ʻia ʻo Mary Jane West ma Brooklyn, New York, i ka makahiki 1893, he mea hana keaka ʻo ia, he mele, mea pāʻani, mea kākau kiʻi kiʻi, mea hoʻokalakupua, a me ka hōʻailona s*x nona kāna hana ʻoliʻoli i ʻehiku mau makahiki.
Hiki paha i kekahi ke hoʻokuʻu iā ia no kāna mau puʻuwai ʻoluʻolu, ʻoluʻolu a me ke kūʻokoʻa moe kolohe, akā ua ʻike ʻo ia i kāna hana, a ua maopopo kona akamai.
He wahine ʻo ia i ola ma kona ʻano ponoʻī, a ma ia ʻano, ua ʻoi aku ʻo ia ma mua o kona manawa.
I ka nīnau ʻia e pili ana i nā hoʻāʻo like ʻole e keakea i kāna ʻoihana, ua pane ʻo Mae West , " Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au i ka censorship. Ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi waiwai nui mai ia mea ."
Eia nā ʻōlelo he 15 na Mae West , a ke maopopo nei iaʻu e hoʻohauʻoli nui ʻia ʻoe.

Nā ʻōlelo a Mae West:
- ʻAʻole hiki ke nakinaki ʻia kahi wahine i ʻike i ke kaula. ~Mae West
- ʻO wau ʻo Snow White ma mua akā naʻe au. ~Mae West
- ʻO ka nui o ka mea maikaʻi hiki ke nani. ~Mae West
- He kanaka ke kuhi hewa akā manaʻo ke Akua. ~Mae West
- Ke pale aku nei au i ka hoowalewale ke ole hiki ia'u ke pale aku. ~Mae West
- ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka nānā ʻana ma mua o ka nānā ʻole ʻia. ~Mae West
- Hoʻokahi wale nō ʻoe e ola ai akā inā ʻoe e hana pololei, hoʻokahi manawa ua lawa. ~Mae West
- He mea pono ke hana mālie. ~Mae West
- ʻAʻole au i aloha i kekahi kanaka e like me koʻu aloha iaʻu iho. ~Mae West
- ʻO ka mea kānalua, he naʻaupō ia. ~Mae West
- Loaʻa iā Virtue kāna uku ponoʻī, akā ʻaʻohe kūʻai ma ka pahu pahu. ~Mae West
- Ma waena o ʻelua ʻino, koho mau wau i ka mea aʻu i hoʻāʻo ʻole ai ma mua. ~Mae West
- Ke maikaʻi wau, maikaʻi loa au akā i ka wā ʻino, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. ~Mae West
- E ho'āʻo wau i kekahi mea i hoʻokahi manawa, ʻelua manawa inā makemake au, ʻekolu manawa e maopopo ai. ~Mae West
- He kula nui ka male akā ʻaʻole au i mākaukau no kahi kula. ~Mae West

E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha:
Ua ʻike anei ʻoe he mea leʻaleʻa kēia mau ʻōlelo a Mae West?
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