ʻO Groucho Marx, i hānau ʻia ʻo Julius Henry Marx, he mea hoʻokani mele ʻAmelika, mea kākau, kahua, kiʻiʻoniʻoni, lekiō, a me ka hōkū kīwī a he ʻāpana o ka hana hoʻokani kūleʻa a kaulana loa i kapa ʻia ʻo ia. Na Kaikunane Marx.
Ua kaulana ʻo Groucho no kāna ʻano wikiwiki a ua manaʻo nui ʻia ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea hoʻokani maikaʻi loa o kēia au.
Me kona mau kaikaina, ka ʻO Marx Brothers, ʻO Groucho Marx Ua hana ʻo ia i 13 mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni, akā ua lanakila ʻo ia ma ka lekiō a me ke kīwī.
Eia he 27 mau hua'ōlelo na ʻO Groucho Marx e hoike mai ana i kona akamai wikiwiki.
Nā ʻōlelo a Groucho Marx (1-10):
- Manaʻo wau e ola mau a make paha e hoʻāʻo.
- Ua make paha ʻo ia a ua kū paha kaʻu wati.
- ʻO ke kāne wale nō e like me ka wahine āna i manaʻo ai.
- Ua like ke Alimony i ke kūʻai ʻana i ka mauʻu no ka lio make.
- E male iaʻu a ʻaʻole au e nānā i ka lio ʻē aʻe!
- I ka manawa aʻe e ʻike ai au iā ʻoe, e hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio me ʻoe.
- ʻO wai kāu e manaʻoʻiʻo ai, ʻo wau a i ʻole kou mau maka ponoʻī?
- ʻO kahi moena maʻi kahi kaʻa kaʻa me ka mika e holo ana.
- Ua male au e ka lunakanawai. Ua noi au i kiure.
- Ua loaʻa iā ia kona mau hiʻohiʻona mai kona makuakāne mai. He kauka lapaau ia.
Nā ʻōlelo a Groucho Marx (11-20):
- Hōʻole wau e komo i kekahi hui e makemake iaʻu i lālā.
- ʻAʻohe kanaka e hele ma mua o kona manawa ke haʻalele koke ka luna.
- Ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi ahiahi maikaʻi loa, akā ʻaʻole kēia.
- ʻO ka mea e ʻōlelo nei hiki iā ia ke ʻike ma o ka wahine ke nalo nui nei.
- ʻAʻole pilikia ka ʻelemakule. Pono ʻoe e ola lōʻihi.
- Ma hope o kēlā me kēia kāne kūleʻa he wahine, a ma hope ona kāna wahine.
- No ke aha e pono ai iaʻu ke mālama i ka hanauna? He aha ka mea i hana ʻia noʻu?
- ʻO ia kaʻu mau loina, a inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake iā lākou, pono, loaʻa iaʻu nā mea ʻē aʻe.
- ʻAʻole mālama ke kanaka i kona hopena. ʻO nā wahine i kona ola e hana i kēlā no ia.
- Inā ua lohe mua ʻoe i kēia moʻolelo, mai hoʻōki ʻoe iaʻu, no ka mea, makemake au e lohe hou.
Nā ʻōlelo a Groucho Marx (21-27):
- He ʻoihana maikaʻi ka male ʻana, akā ʻo wai ka makemake e noho i kahi kula?
- ʻO ka mea huna o ke ola, ʻo ia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo a me ka hana pono. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopunipuni ua hana ʻoe.
- ʻO ka pōpoki ʻeleʻele e hele ana i kou ala e hōʻike ana e hele ana ka holoholona i kekahi wahi.
- Aia kekahi ala e ʻike ai inā he kanaka ʻoiaʻiʻo, e nīnau iā ia. Inā ʻōlelo ʻo ia, ʻae, ʻike ʻoe he kolohe ʻo ia.
- I kekahi kakahiaka ua pana au i ka ʻelepani i loko o koʻu mau lole moe. Pehea ʻo ia i komo ai i loko o koʻu mau lole moe ʻaʻole au e ʻike.
- ʻO ka politika ke akamai o ka ʻimi ʻana i ka pilikia, ka loaʻa ʻana ma nā wahi āpau, ka ʻike hewa ʻana a me ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā hoʻoponopono hewa.
- Pono wau e ʻōlelo i koʻu ʻike ʻana i ke kīwī he mea hoʻonaʻauao loa. ʻO ka minuke e hoʻohuli ai kekahi, hele wau i ka hale waihona puke a heluhelu i kahi puke maikaʻi.
E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou:
Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kēia mau huaʻōlelo e ʻO Groucho Marx e like me ka hoihoi a me ka leʻaleʻa e like me kāu i manaʻo ai e ka mea heluhelu?
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Inā ʻo ia ka hihia, e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like me kāu mau hoaaloha no ka mea ke kaʻana like ʻoe e lanakila nā mea āpau.
No laila e kaʻana like iā lākou i kēia manawa ma ka ʻoihana pūnaewele. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā noʻu a laila e mahalo maoli ʻia. Mahalo iā ʻoe.
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