Ua ʻike ʻia ʻo Billy Connolly e nā miliona o ka honua holoʻokoʻa ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻomākeʻaka hoʻowahāwahā me ka ʻakaʻaka ʻoi loa a he mea haʻi moʻolelo kupaianaha.
ʻIke pinepine ʻia ʻo The Big Yin, ʻo kāna hāʻawi ʻana i nā hana hoʻokipa kaulana, ʻoi aku hoʻi ma Pelekane, ua nui loa ia i nā makahiki 40 i hala.
Ua hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hana ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻoheheʻe ma nā hale hana moku ʻo Glasgow a neʻe akula i kahi ʻoihana ma ke ʻano he mea hīmeni folk, i mua me Gerry Rafferty a laila ma ke ʻano he mea pena kiʻi hoʻokahi.
Ma ia mea, ua ʻike mālie ʻo ia i kona kāhea maoli ʻana, ʻo ia ka mea e ʻakaʻaka a hoʻohauʻoli iā mākou a pau. A ma kēia, ʻoi aku ʻo ia.
Ma o kāna hana ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻomakeʻaka, ua hoʻonui ʻo ia i kāna hoʻopiʻi kaulana ma o ka hana ʻana a me ka hōʻike. No ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana i kāna mau hana a me kāna hana aloha, ʻo ia ʻo Sir William Connolly, CBE.
He kumu hoʻohālike maikaʻi loa ʻo Billy Connolly o kekahi kanaka nāna i holomua nui ma ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi mea āna e hauʻoli ai a ʻoi loa hoʻi.
No laila i kēia lā, e ka mea heluhelu, ke hāʻawi aku nei au iā ʻoe i 15 mau ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka loa na Billy Connolly e hoʻomanaʻo iā ʻoe i kona ʻano akamai. E hauʻoli iā lākou a pau.
Na Billy Connolly ʻoluʻolu:
- Mai hilinaʻi i kahi kanaka, ke waiho wale ʻia i loko o kahi lumi me kahi kī kī, ʻaʻole hoʻāʻo iā ia. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- He mea kupanaha ka mare. A laila, he pahu hoʻoponopono kaʻa kaʻa. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- ʻO kaʻu wehewehe ʻana i ke kanaka naʻauao ʻo ia ka mea hiki ke hoʻolohe i ka William Tell Overture me ka noʻonoʻo ʻole i ka Lone Ranger. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- ʻO wai ka mea i ʻike hiki iā mākou ke loaʻa ka waiū mai nā bipi, a he aha kāna i manaʻo ai e hana nei ia manawa? ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- Ua makemake mau au e hele i Switzerland e ʻike i ka hana a ka pūʻali koa me kēlā mau pahi ʻulaʻula. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu e aʻo ai au i ka algebra. ʻAʻole loa au e hele i laila. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- Inā he Iudaio ʻo Iesū, pehea i loaʻa ai iā ia kahi inoa mua Mekiko? ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- He nui ka poʻe e ʻōlelo nei ʻo ka nele o nā huaʻōlelo e hoʻohiki ai ʻoe. Ōpala. ʻIke au i nā kaukani huaʻōlelo, akā makemake au i ka f***. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- ʻO ka mea e pīhoihoi ai iaʻu, ʻo ka wā e puhi ai ka poʻe i ko lākou ihu, nānā mau lākou i loko o kā lākou hanki e ʻike i ka mea i puka mai. He aha kā lākou e manaʻo ai e loaʻa? ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- Ke ʻōlelo ka poʻe, 'ʻO ia ka wahi hope loa āu e nānā ai. ʻOiaʻiʻo,ʻo ia. No ke aha ʻoe e ʻimi mau ai i ka loaʻa ʻana? ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- Ke 'hou a hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia kekahi mea!' ʻO wai ia? Inā he mea hou, ʻaʻohe mea ma mua. Inā he hoʻomaikaʻi, a laila aia kekahi mea ma mua. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- No ke aha i ʻōlelo ai ka poʻe, 'Auē, makemake ʻoe e loaʻa kāu keke a ʻai pū kekahi?' Make pono! He aha ka maikaʻi o ka keke inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻai? ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- ʻO ka manu ma ka lima e uwē mau ana i kou pulima. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- Ke kali nei ʻoe i ke kaʻa a nīnau kekahi, 'Ua hiki mai ke kaʻa?' Inā hiki mai ke kaʻa, e kū ana au ma ʻaneʻi? ~ʻO Billy Connolly
- ʻO kaʻu ʻōlelo aʻo iā ʻoe inā makemake ʻoe e hoʻemi iki i ke kaumaha: mai ʻai i kekahi mea i loaʻa i loko o ka bākeke. ʻO nā bākeke nā lako kīhini o ka pā mahiʻai. ~ʻO Billy Connolly
E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha:
Ua hoʻohauʻoli anei kēia mau ʻōlelo hoʻokahi a Billy Connolly iā ʻoe?
Lana koʻu manaʻo. Eia naʻe, e loaʻa iā ʻoe nā ʻakaʻaka he nui inā ʻoe e kaomi i nā loulou ma lalo nei.
A inā ua hauʻoli ʻoe i kāu mea i heluhelu ai, e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like me kāu mau hoaaloha ma ka pāpaho pūnaewele.
Ke kaʻana like ʻoe, lanakila nā kānaka a pau.
He manaʻo maikaʻi nō ka hoʻolilo ʻana i nā minoʻaka.
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Mahalo kou kākoʻo, e ka makamaka heluhelu. Mahalo iā ʻoe.
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