ʻO nā ʻōlelo 30 maikaʻi loa e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe

E nā wahine, ʻike paha ʻoe iā ʻoe iho e pono ai i kekahi mau ʻōlelo ʻino?

E na keonimana, makemake anei oukou i ka aapua i piha i na pua liilii e hou ai i ka naau paakiki loa?

Loaʻa iā ʻoe ka ʻōlelo kūpono e pane i kēlā mau manawa e pono ai ʻoe e hoʻokau paʻa i kekahi ma ko lākou wahi?

No kēlā mau manawa e pono ai ʻoe e hoʻouna i kahi leka e ʻōlelo ana, Ke hana hewa nei ʻoe iaʻu i kou pilikia.

ʻAe, eia he 30 mau ʻōlelo ʻino maikaʻi loa, ʻo ia mau mea a pau i ʻakaʻaka iaʻu.

Manaʻo ʻino:

1. Ke ʻaʻahu nei ʻoe i kēlā lole no ka pili, ʻoiaʻiʻo?
2. ʻAʻole ʻo ia he mea inu, akā makemake maoli ʻo ia i ka ʻōhumu.
3. ʻAʻole pono au i kāu hana keaka. E hele hoʻopilikia i kekahi.
4. ʻAe, ua kāhea ʻo Balls. Makemake lākou e ulu ʻoe i ʻelua.
5. ʻAʻohe oʻu ikaika e hoʻohālike i kou makemake i kēia manawa.
6. ʻAʻole oʻu kuleana i ka hana a koʻu helehelena ke kamaʻilio ʻoe.
7. ʻElua mea aʻu i makemake ʻole ai iā ʻoe, e ke kaikamahine. ʻO kou helehelena!
8. ʻAe, he pupule wau, a ʻaʻole naʻauao ʻoe e hana me ka pupule.
9. ʻAʻole like ka manaʻo ʻana me ka hoʻomaopopo ʻia, aloha.
10. OMG! Ua paʻa maoli ʻo ia i ka lāʻau ʻino, ʻaʻole anei?
11. ʻAʻahu maikaʻi! Ma hea ʻoe i kūʻai ai, Nā Pahu Hou o Dick?
12. Ua ʻike au i kekahi mau pricks i koʻu wā, akā ʻo ʻoe ka cactus piha.
13. Ke ho'āʻo nei au e ʻike i ka maikaʻi o nā kānaka, akā paʻakikī ʻoe.
14. Ua huhū ʻoe iaʻu? Pela i ka mea! ʻAʻole au e noho nei e ʻoluʻolu iā ʻoe.
15. Nui paha koʻu mau ʻano pilikino, akā ʻaʻohe o lākou e like me ʻoe.
16. Auwe, he kanaka hou i kou ola. Loaʻa iā ia kona lauoho ponoʻī?
17. Inā makemake ʻoe e lilo koke ke kaumaha, hiki iā ʻoe ke kahi i kou mau wāwae.
18. ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kou manaʻo noʻu e like me koʻu manaʻo iā ʻoe.
19. E ʻōlelo aku au i kekahi mea hoʻomaikaʻi e pili ana iā ʻoe, akā ʻaʻole wau he kolohe.
20. ʻAʻole au inaina iā ʻoe, akā e wehe au i kāu kākoʻo ola e hoʻopaʻa i kaʻu kelepona.
21. Ke huikau nei oe ia'u me ka mea malama i kou manao.
22. Maikaʻi wau e like me ke kaikamahine aʻe a hiki i ka wā e koi ai ke ola iaʻu e hoʻokuʻu i ka Bitch.
23. Hoʻomanaʻo mai ʻoe iaʻu i kahi peni. ʻElua maka a ʻaʻole waiwai nui.
24. E hahau au iā ʻoe me ka hāmare, akā ʻaʻole pono ʻoe i ka manawa paʻahao.
25. He hoʻopunipuni ʻoe. Manaʻo wau ua hana ʻia ʻoe ma Kina.
26. ʻAʻole wau he ʻakaʻaka. ʻO wau wale nō ka naʻauao ma mua o kou ʻike.
27. E ʻoluʻolu e hoʻokolokolo iaʻu i ka wā kūpono ʻoe. ʻAe, ʻaʻole loa kēlā.
28. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo e hoʻomāinoino iā ʻoe. He bonus wale nō kēlā aʻu e mahalo ai.
29. Mai inaina mai iaʻu no ka mea he uʻi au. E inaina mai ia'u no ka mea, ua oi aku ko'u bxxbs mamua o kou.
30. E waiho i ka hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i ka poʻe ʻoihana, ʻoluʻolu. E ʻeha ʻoe inā pāʻani ʻoe me ke ahi.

E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou:

Ua ʻike paha ʻoe i kēia mau ʻōlelo bitchy he mea leʻaleʻa a hoʻoikaika paha, e ka mea heluhelu?

Ua hana ʻoe? Manaʻo wau pēlā nō.

Inā ʻo ia ka hihia, e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha no ka mea ke kaʻana like ʻoe, lanakila nā mea a pau.

No laila e kaʻana like i kēia manawa ma ka ʻoihana pūnaewele. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā noʻu, e hoʻomaikaʻi mau loa wau, a e kōkua ana ʻoe i kahi blogger makemake e hiki i kahi lehulehu ākea.

Mahalo.

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