25 mau ʻōlelo akamai hoʻokahi e hoʻohauʻoli ai iā ʻoe

Inā like ʻoe me aʻu, e ka mea heluhelu, a laila e makemake ʻoe i nā ʻōlelo akamai. Ke hōʻiliʻili mau nei au iā lākou i loko o kaʻu puke pai.

I kēia lā, ua manaʻo wau e kaʻana like me ʻoukou i kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi loa aʻu i ʻike ai i kēia mau lā iho nei.

Ua ʻike au he mea hoʻomākeʻaka lākou a pau, a ke hilinaʻi nei au e hauʻoli pū ʻoe iā lākou.

E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like me kāu mau hoaaloha, akā ʻaʻole a hiki i ka wā e loaʻa ai iā ʻoe ka manawa e ʻakaʻaka ai.

Nā laina akamai hoʻokahi:

1. Makemake au e hoʻomaka me nā ʻakaʻaka puʻu. Loaʻa iaʻu kahi pūʻulu o lākou. Aia ka mea mua ma ka hale. ~ ʻO Tim Vine
2. Nā hōʻailona puka? Ke hele nei lākou i waho! ~ ʻO Tim Vine
3. Ua inaina au i ka noho ʻana ma ke kaʻa no ka mea e holo mau ana au. ~Milton Jones
4. Conjunctivitis.com: He kahua ia no nā maka ʻeha. ~ ʻO Tim Vine
5. Hedgehogs: No ke aha e hiki ʻole ai iā lākou ke kaʻana like i ka pā? ~ʻO Dan Antolpolski
6. ʻO koʻu manaʻo hoʻoholo Makahiki Hou e hoʻoikaika kino. Koho au i poepoe. ~Sarah Millican
7. ʻO ka hana paʻakikī loa aʻu i loaʻa ai? Ke kūʻai aku nei i nā puka, puka-i-puka. ~ʻO Bill Bailey
8. He kleptomania ko'u. Akā i ka wā e pōʻino ai, lawe au i kekahi mea no ia. ~Ken Dodd
9. Hiki ia'u ke halawai me ka'u hoa wahine ma ka hola 12:59 no ka mea makemake au i kela manawa hookahi a hookahi. ~ʻO Tom Ward
10. Ua haku ko'u kupunakane i ka baluna anu. ʻAʻole loa i lele. ~Milton Jones
11. Hoʻomana koʻu hoa noho i nā paipu pauka. He kanaka hoʻololi Katolika ʻo ia. ~ ʻO Tim Vine
12. ʻO ka manawa maikaʻi loa e hoʻohui i ka hōʻino i ka ʻeha ʻo ia ke kau inoa ʻana i ka hoʻolele o kekahi. ~ʻO Demetri Martin
13. Ua hele au e kūʻai i nā pālule camouflage i kekahi lā, akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa iaʻu. ~Tommy Cooper
14. Ua moeʻuhane au i ka pō nei e ʻoki ana au i kāloti me ka Grim Reaper. Dicing me ka make. ~ ʻO Tim Vine
15. He paʻakikī ke haʻi inā makemake nā kānaka e komo i kaʻu Kalapu Sarcastic a ʻaʻole paha. ~Milton Jones
16. Ua hoʻokuʻi ʻia kahi hui kīmaʻa me kahi kaʻa paʻahao. Ua noi ʻia nā mea kaʻa e makaʻala i nā lawehala paʻakikī he 16. ~ʻO Peter Kay
17. ʻO ka helu pollen, he hana paʻakikī kēlā; ʻoi aku inā loaʻa iā ʻoe ka hayfever. ~Milton Jones
18. Hele ʻo Helvetica a me Times New Roman i loko o kahi pā. "ʻAʻole mākou e lawelawe i kāu ʻano!" wahi a ka hale kūʻai. ~ ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia ka Mea kākau
19. ʻIke paha ʻoe i ka holoholona nāna i pepehi i ka hapa nui o nā kānaka o ka honua? Ka Nalo Hepatitis. ~Milton Jones
20. Makemake au i ʻōlelo huna ʻewalu mau huaʻōlelo ka lōʻihi, no laila ua koho wau iā Snow White a me nā ʻEhiku Dwarves. ~Nick Helm
21. Ua ʻōlelo mai kēia kanaka iaʻu: 'E hoʻouka aku au iā ʻoe me ka ʻāʻī o kahi kīkā.' ʻĪ akula au: 'He makaʻu anei kēlā?' ~ ʻO Tim Vine
22. ʻElua mau monkey e komo ana i ka ʻauʻau. Olelo mai kekahi: 'Ae, oo, aah.' Pane maila kekahi: 'E hoʻokomo i ke anu i laila.' – Harry Hill
23. E pāʻani ana au i ka chess me kuʻu hoaaloha, a ʻōlelo maila ʻo ia, 'E hana kākou i kēia i mea hoihoi'. No laila ua hoʻōki mākou i ka pāʻani chess. ~Matt Kirshen
24. ʻElua iʻa e noho ana i loko o kahi pahu. Nānā kekahi i kekahi a ʻōlelo: "E, ʻike anei ʻoe i ka hoʻokele ʻana i kēia mea?" ~ ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia ka Mea kākau
25. Ua ʻike au i kēia kāne e kamaʻilio ana i kahi cheetah. Manaʻo wau: 'Ke hoʻāʻo nei ʻo ia e huki wikiwiki.' ~ ʻO Tim Vine

E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha:

Inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i kēia pou, e ka makamaka heluhelu, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like me kāu mau hoaaloha ma ka pāpaho.

Ke kaʻana like ʻoe, lanakila nā kānaka a pau.

No laila e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia manawa. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā noʻu, mahalo nui wau. E kōkua ana ʻoe i kahi blogger makemake e hōʻea i kahi lehulehu ākea. No laila ʻo ia kāu hana maikaʻi no ia lā.

Inā makemake ʻoe i ka ʻakaʻaka, e kaomi i nā loulou ma lalo nei. Loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mea e ʻakaʻaka ai.

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