19 ʻO nā huaʻōlelo maikaʻi loa ʻo Homer Simpson e ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe

I kēia lā, ke ʻimi nei au i nā huaʻōlelo maikaʻi loa ʻo Homer Simpson.

A manaʻo wau he 19 kēia o nā ʻōlelo maikaʻi loa ʻo Homer Simpson. Manaʻo wau e hāpai lākou i kahi ʻakaʻaka a ʻelua paha me ka poʻe heluhelu. ʻO ka manaʻo o Homer i ke ola he ʻakaʻaka mau a he ʻakaʻaka.

Aloha au i ka The Simpsons, a, ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻo ko Homer Simpson noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ke ola ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻakaʻaka nui iaʻu. No laila i kēia lā ua manaʻo wau he mea leʻaleʻa ke nānā hou i kekahi o kāna mau ʻōlelo poina.

Inā he punahele ʻoe i The Simpsons, maopopo iaʻu e hauʻoli ʻoe i ka nānā hou ʻana i nā ʻōlelo naʻauao a Homer.

E hauʻoli iā lākou a pau.

ʻO nā huaʻōlelo maikaʻi loa ʻo Homer Simpson:

1. ʻO ka hoʻāʻo ʻana ka hana mua i ka hiki ʻole.
2. Mea hana! E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka helu no 911!
3. Inā he akamai loa, pehea lā i make ai?
4. ʻAʻole au e kala aku. E kala mai, akā, pēlā wau.
5. E Marge, ʻike ʻoe he hana ʻino ke kamaʻilio ke piha koʻu waha.
6. Na ka naʻaupō i hoʻokomo iā mākou i loko o kēia haunaele, a na ka naʻaupō e hoʻokuʻu iā mākou i waho.
7. Inā hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo i kekahi mau huaʻōlelo, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka haʻi ʻōlelo lehulehu.
8. E nā keiki, no koʻu mālama ʻole ʻana, ʻaʻole wau i hoʻolohe.
9. E loaʻa iaʻu ke kālā ma ke kūʻai aku ʻana i kekahi o kaʻu mau ate. Hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa me hoʻokahi.
10. ʻO ka pilikia ma ka honua i kēia mau lā ke kamaʻilio; nui loa ke kamaʻilio ʻana.
11. He mea maʻalahi ka naʻauao. E noʻonoʻo wale i kahi mea lapuwale e ʻōlelo ai a laila mai ʻōlelo.
12. Manaʻo wau he ʻiʻini koʻu i ka luku ʻana, akā ʻo kaʻu makemake wale nō i ka sanwiti kalapu.
13. Inā ʻaʻole makemake ke Akua iaʻu e ʻai i ka moa ma ka hale pule, a laila ua hoʻolilo ʻo ia i ka ʻai i hewa.
14. Ua aʻo au ʻo ke ola ka lanakila ʻana ma hope o kekahi a hiki i kou manaʻo ua make ʻo Flanders.
15. ʻO ka hāʻawi manawaleʻa no ka poʻe omo. Ua ʻike paha ʻoe ʻaʻole e uku ʻia nā mea manawaleʻa no kā lākou hana?
16. He mea nui ke aʻo ʻana i ka weaseling i nā mea; ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻokaʻawale iā mākou mai nā holoholona; koe ka weasel.
17. Nui nā keiki. Hiki iā ʻoe ke aʻo iā lākou e inaina i kāu mea e inaina ai, a, me ka Pūnaewele a me nā mea āpau, hoʻāla lākou iā lākou iho.
18. E Marge, e ho'āʻo e hoʻomaopopo. ʻElua ʻano haumāna kulanui, jocks a me nerds. Ma ke ʻano he jock, ʻo kaʻu kuleana e hāʻawi i nā nerds i kahi manawa paʻakikī.
19. Makemake au e kaʻana like i kekahi mea iā ʻoe: ʻO nā huaʻōlelo liʻiliʻi ʻekolu e loaʻa iā ʻoe i ke ola. Helu 1: Uhi no'u. Helu 2: ʻAe, manaʻo maikaʻi, e Boss! Helu 3: Pela no ko'u hiki ana maanei.

E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha:

ʻAe ʻoe ʻo kēia kekahi o nā ʻōlelo maikaʻi loa ʻo Homer Simpson?

Nāu e hana? Manaʻo wau pēlā nō.

Inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe iā lākou, e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha ma ka ʻoihana pūnaewele, no ka mea, he lanakila ka kaʻana ʻana no kēlā me kēia.

No laila e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou i kēia manawa. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā noʻu, e mahalo mau wau. E kōkua ana ʻoe i kahi mea kākau moʻolelo makemake e hiki i kahi lehulehu ākea, a ʻo ia kāu hana maikaʻi no ka lā.

Mahalo.

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