ʻO kekahi mōhai ʻē aʻe i kaʻu moʻo me ke kumumanaʻo o nā huapalapala sitcom poina ʻole, i kēia lā, ua manaʻo wau he mea leʻaleʻa ka nānā ʻana i kekahi mau ʻōlelo maʻamau a Elaine Benes.
ʻO wai lā ka mea hiki ke hoʻopoina i kēia ʻano akamai mai ka sitcom ʻAmelika ʻo Seinfeld , i hoʻokani ʻia e Julia Louis-Dreyfus ke akamai nui?
He wahine ʻo Elaine e paʻa ana iā ia iho i loko o ke ao o ke kāne. He akamai a he ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia, a ua lawe mai ʻo ia i kahi ʻālohilohi i ka hōʻike. Eia naʻe, e like me nā mea hoʻokani sitcom poina ʻole a pau, he ʻano kīnā iki nō hoʻi ʻo ia, e like me kāu e mahalo ai mai nā ʻōlelo i kēia lā.
Inā makemake ʻoe iā Seinfeld , ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au e lilo ʻoe i mea pā o Elaine Benes.
Eia nō naʻe, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i lawa ka makahiki e hoʻomanaʻo ai iā Seinfeld lāua ʻo Elaine Benes , ʻoi aku hoʻi, a laila e ʻike ʻoe i ka nui o nā wikiō leʻaleʻa mai kēia sitcom, a me ke ʻano o Elaine Benes , ma YouTube.
Maikaʻi lākou a pau loa a kūpono i kahi ʻāpana liʻiliʻi o kou manawa.
No laila e nānā iā lākou, akā ʻaʻole ma mua o kou hauʻoli ʻana i kēia mau ʻōlelo maʻamau a Elaine Benes he 20 , a ke hilinaʻi nei au e hoʻāla i ka minoʻaka a ʻelua paha a e hoʻopili paha i nā mea heluhelu wahine he nui, ke maopopo nei iaʻu.
Nā ʻōlelo a Elaine Benes:
- Ua make au i kēia manawa. Pono e hele! ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻAʻole wau he lesbian! Hoʻowahāwahā au i nā kāne, akā ʻaʻole wau he lesbian. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- E haʻalele wale kekahi poʻe. He mea kaʻu. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Ua haʻalele wau i kekahi no ka hāʻawi ʻole ʻana iaʻu i ka pai. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Hoʻohenehene wale mākou i kekahi a hiki i ka ulu ʻana o kahi maʻi ʻai. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Pono wau e lawe i kahi lā maʻi. Nui koʻu maʻi i kēia poʻe. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- He kanaka maikaʻi ʻo ia, akā inaina wau i kona puʻuwai. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻAe, ʻo ia ka mea maikaʻi e pili ana i ka maʻi, hiki iā ʻoe ke lilo i ke kaumaha. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Manaʻo wau ʻo ia ka mea aʻu i hāʻawi aku ai iā ia. Ua hana hou ʻo ia i kēia makana. He makana hou ʻo ia! ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Ua ʻike ʻoe ʻo ka ʻae wale ʻana he uʻi ke kāne ʻaʻole ia e hoʻolilo iā ʻoe i homo*xual. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana hou i kēia, ua lōʻihi loa! E haʻi wale i kāu moʻolelo naʻaupō e pili ana i ka wao naʻaupō a make wale nō! Make! ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke noho pū me ka mea ʻaʻole i haʻalele maikaʻi. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, iaʻu, ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea nui o ka pilina. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻIke ʻoe, hiki i nā kāne ke noho i loko o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻoluʻolu loa inā loaʻa kahi mea liʻiliʻi loa e lawe ka wahine i kona luna. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Eia ka poʻe makemake iā mākou, a ʻo ka poʻe hiki ʻole ke hele i Gehena. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻO kaʻu manaʻo ʻo ka pilikia ʻo ka ʻike o ka poʻe maikaʻi he maikaʻi lākou. A ʻike lākou aia lākou i kēlā koi ʻaʻole makemake lākou e hoʻopaʻa iā lākou iho i hoʻokahi kanaka. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻO ia kaʻu i hāʻawi aku ai iā ia, e ʻaʻahu ana ʻo ia i luna! Ke hele nei ka wahine i ke ao ākea me ka ʻaʻahu ʻole. He mea weliweli ia i ka lehulehu. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Kramer, ʻaʻole ʻoe maopopo. Ua hana ʻo ia i ka pilina hope loa ma waena o mākou. Ua loaʻa iaʻu ka lima kiʻekiʻe ma ka pilina ma hope o ka haʻihaʻi. Inā manaʻo ʻo ia ua ʻōlelo wau i aloha, a laila e nalowale wau i ka lima kiʻekiʻe. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Maopopo iā ʻoe, kou ola a pau, Ke hele nei ʻoe i nā hana hoʻoikaika e hūnā i kou nipple, a laila BOOM, ua loaʻa koke i nā haneli he nui o ka poʻe kā lākou pana ponoʻī. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- ʻAe, mai kona hālāwai ʻana me ia, ua luaʻi ʻia ʻo ia, ua puhi ʻia kona hale ʻohana, ua ʻike ʻo ia he kāne moe kolohe kona makuakāne, a ua kipaku ʻia ʻo ia mai kahi hana pūnaewele uku kiʻekiʻe. ʻAe, ua maikaʻi maoli kā lākou hana. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
- Ua hoʻonui loa ʻia kēia mea moe kolohe. Eia kekahi mea āu e mākaukau ai, ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka loli ʻana o ke kanaka i kanaka ʻokoʻa loa i ʻelima kekona ma hope o ka pau ʻana. ʻO ia hoʻi, ua hana ʻia kekahi mea i ko lākou ʻano; he mea kupanaha maoli nō ia. Me he mea lā ua hana lākou i kahi hewa, a makemake lākou e holo aku mai kahi ma mua o ka hiki ʻana o nā mākaʻi i laila. ~ ʻO Elaine Benes
E ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha:
Ua ʻike anei ʻoe he mea leʻaleʻa kēia mau ʻōlelo kahiko a Elaine Benes , e ka mea heluhelu?
Ua hana ʻoe? Manaʻo wau pēlā nō.
Inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe iā lākou, e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou me kāu mau hoaaloha ma ka ʻoihana pūnaewele no ka mea ke kaʻana like ʻoe, lanakila nā mea a pau.
No laila e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like i kēia pou i kēia manawa. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā noʻu, a laila e mahalo nui wau. E kōkua ana ʻoe i kahi mea kākau moʻolelo makemake e hiki i kahi lehulehu ākea, a ʻo ia kāu hana maikaʻi no ka lā.
Mahalo.
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