Kalmomi 15 masu ban sha'awa daga Spike Milligan don ɗaga murmushi

Ina son karanta kalamai masu ban dariya daga Spike Milligan. Babu shakka mutum ne mai ban dariya.

Idan ba ka san sunansa ba, Spike Milligan ya kasance mai barkwanci, mai rashin kunya, kuma mai matuƙar soyuwa a gare shi, kuma sanannen jarumin talabijin da rediyo na Burtaniya tsawon shekaru da yawa bayan yaƙi, har zuwa lokacin da ya mutu a shekara ta 2002.

An haifi Terence Alan Milligan a Indiya; shi dan wani kyaftin din Sojan Burtaniya ne dan asalin Irish kuma mahaifiyar Ingila.

Baya ga kasancewa mai wasan barkwanci mai ban mamaki, wanda wataƙila aka fi sani da aikinsa tare da Goon Show , shi ma marubuci ne mai nasara, mawaƙi, marubucin wasan kwaikwayo, da kuma ɗan wasan kwaikwayo.

Ko da yake ya yi yawancin rayuwarsa a Indiya, yawancin rayuwarsa balagaggu ya yi a Burtaniya.

Duk da haka, lokacin da Dokar Baƙi ta Commonwealth ta cire haƙƙin Milligan ɗan asalin Indiya na zama ɗan ƙasar Burtaniya a shekarar 1962, duk da aikinsa a Rundunar Sojan Burtaniya da ta mahaifinsa, ya zama ɗan ƙasar Ireland, yana amfani da haƙƙin da mahaifinsa ɗan ƙasar Ireland ya ba shi.

Ina tsammanin shi mutum ne mai ban dariya na gaske, kuma don tabbatar da hakan, ga 15 na reza mai kaifi. Ji dadin su duka.

Maganar Spike Milligan:

1. An kona dukkan mazaje daidai. ~Spike Milligan
2. Duk abin da nake tambaya shine damar tabbatar da cewa kuɗi ba zai iya sa ni farin ciki ba. ~Spike Milligan
3. Ina tsammanin zan fara da karanta waƙar Shakespeare, amma sai na yi tunani, me zai sa in yi? Bai taba karanta komai nawa ba. ~Spike Milligan
4. Za ki zo shiru, ko sai in yi amfani da abin kunne? ~Spike Milligan
5. Kudi ba zai iya siyan abokai ba, amma kuna samun mafi kyawun aji na abokan gaba. ~Spike Milligan
6. Ni jarumi ne mai kafafun matsoraci. ~Spike Milligan
7. Har yaushe na kasance a soja? Kafa biyar goma sha ɗaya. ~Spike Milligan
8. Na juyo ina shafa hannuna da murna. A koyaushe ina ajiye kwano na murna da amfani. ~Spike Milligan
9. Ba na jin tsoron mutuwa, kawai ba na so in kasance a can lokacin da abin ya faru. ~Spike Milligan
10. Ya kamata a yi amfani da maganin hana haihuwa a kowane lokaci da ake iya tunani. ~Spike Milligan
11. Rayuwa cuta ce da ta daɗe tana fama da azabar mutuwa kawai. ~Spike Milligan
12. Zan iya magana da Esperanto kamar ɗan ƙasa. ~Spike Milligan
13. Tsuntsaye a cikin Strand yana da daraja biyu a cikin Shepherd's Bush. ~Spike Milligan
14. Wani iyali daga Siberiya; Da yake uba ya kasance kasa da kasa; Amma aiki daya; Bita yanayin; Kuma yanzu ya zama Uwa Superior. ~Spike Milligan
15. Kuma Allah ya ce, ‘Bari haske’ kuma akwai haske, amma Hukumar Wutar Lantarki ta ce sai a jira sai ranar Alhamis kafin a hada shi. ~Spike Milligan

Da fatan za a raba tare da abokanka:

Shin kun ga waɗannan maganganun Spike Milligan suna da ban dariya?

Kun yi? Ina fata haka.

Idan kuwa haka ne, don Allah a yi sharing wannan post a social media ga abokanka, domin idan kayi sharing kowa yayi nasara.

Don haka, don Allah a raba shi yanzu. Idan za ku iya yi mini haka, to za a yaba da gaske.

Na gode.

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