31 funny puns that are very cheesy but very amusing

Funny PunsDo you like funny puns, dear reader? I hope so because I’ve put together a collection of 31 of them just for you.

Personally I love funny puns and clever wordplay. Witty one-liners like this make me smile every time. Today’s collection is no exception.

I loved them all and I hope you will too. So take a moment, relax and enjoy them.

Funny puns:

  1. Marriage proposals are so engaging.
  2. I had a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy. 
  3. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison.
  4. The invention of the wheel really got things rolling.
  5. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  6. What do you call a mean Egyptian ruler? Unpharaoh.
  7. Cleaning mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  8. A man was accidentally buried alive. It was a grave mistake. 
  9. I went to buy 6 cans of Sprite, but I accidentally picked 7 up.
  10. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To cross to the other side. 
  11. Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. 
  12. Why does it cost so much to put air in tyres these days? Inflation.
  13. The invention of drones has given us a new perspective on things.
  14. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
  15. I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
  16. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  17. A physicist and a biologist had a relationship, but there was no chemistry.
  18. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
  19. I broke my finger at work today, but on the other hand, everything’s okay.
  20. Police were called to childcare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  21. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  22. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
  23. I was fired from my job at the keyboard factory for not putting in enough shifts.
  24. I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
  25. Two plates are sitting on a table. One says to the other, “Tonight, dinner is on me.”
  26. If Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight, there would be mass confusion.
  27. Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
  28. I’m managing my kleptomania pretty well. Whenever it gets bad, I take something for it.
  29. My girlfriend really changed when she became a vegan. It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
  30. My girlfriend says she’s been suffering from migraines for a long time, but I think it’s all in her head.
  31. Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now when you mention botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.

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