Really funny commercials that will make you smile

How many commercials does the average person see in a year? Literally thousands, wouldn’t you agree?

And how many of those commercials will the average consumer remember as they consider making a purchasing decision? Not that many I think.

However if a commercial is to leave a powerful impression on consumers then it needs to be memorable. And how is it made memorable? Well there can be few better ways than the use of humour.

The best commercials are really funny with a link back to the product’s unique selling proposition.

Here is a video with a series of commercials for the culturally insensitively named chocolate bar Japp (a product made by the Mars company I believe) which tick all the boxes for me. 

These really funny commercials made me smile and I hope they will brighten your day too.

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21 funny one-liners that are pure gold

Don’t you just love people who are quick with a joke and are never short of a witty riposte or two when they need it?

Personally I think you have to admire a quick wit. However did you know that many so called quick wits simply memorise a lot of witty stuff and create for themselves a mental ‘quiver full of arrows’ ready for use whenever necessary?

Well if they can do that then so can you. All you need is a little ammunition to get started. So here are some very funny one-liners to get you going. See how many of them you can work into your day.

They all made me smile and I hope they brighten your day too. So give yourself a break for a few minutes and enjoy today’s smiles.

Funny one-liners:

  1. If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving is not for you.
  2. Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms!
  3. How come we never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  4. 42.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  5. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  6. Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
  7. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  8. Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  9. Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
  10. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  11. Get a new car for your spouse; it’ll be a great trade!
  12. It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you
  13. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
  14. Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have.
  15. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
  16. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
  17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  18. What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
  19. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  20. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  21. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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15 Quotes by Milton Berle

Though he’s no longer with us, Milton Berle was a comedian and actor from the golden age of American television. He’s generally regarded as the first major American television star and he was known to millions as Uncle Miltie and Mr Television. Younger readers probably won’t remember him but he was funny and very sharp. To prove the point, here are 15 Quotes by Milton Berle.

  1. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle
  2. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle
  3. Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle
  4. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. ~Milton Berle
  5. You can lead a man to Congress but you can’t make him think. ~Milton Berle
  6. They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. ~Milton Berle
  7. My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. ~Milton Berle
  8. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s sixth husband. I know what I’m supposed to do but I don’t know how to make it interesting. ~Milton Berle
  9. Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name. ~Milton Berle
  10. Money can’t buy you happiness but it helps you look for it in a lot more places. ~Milton Berle
  11. My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don’t try to run her life and I don’t try to run mine. ~Milton Berle
  12. The problem with life is by the time you can read women like a book your library card has expired. ~Milton Berle
  13. It’s rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. ~Milton Berle
  14. A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them! ~Milton Berle
  15. This man’s wife told him, “For Christmas, surprise me.” On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, “Boo!” ~Milton Berle

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