15 Quotes by David Brent


Occasionally television provides us with a situation comedy that is truly memorable.

One such comedy, originally from 2001, was The Office. Who can forget the cringe-worthy character David Brent?

When it first hit our screens The Office was both original and very funny.

Here are 15 quotes by David Brent to remind you of just what a clever comic creation he was at the time.

These quotes made me smile and I hope they make you smile too dear reader.

Quotes by David Brent:

  1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. ~David Brent
  2. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else’s? ~David Brent
  3. Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. ~David Brent
  4. You have to be 100% behind someone before you can stab them in the back. ~David Brent
  5. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel but it was just some b*stard with a torch bringing me more work. ~David Brent
  6. If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence that you ever tried. ~David Brent
  7. If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. ~David Brent
  8. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven’t understood the seriousness of the situation. ~David Brent
  9. If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes, make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast. ~David Brent
  10. Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk. ~David Brent
  11. Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow. ~David Brent
  12. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability. ~David Brent
  13. Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunken man, more for leaning on than illumination. ~David Brent
  14. There may be no ‘I’ in team but there’s a ‘ME’ if you look hard enough. ~David Brent
  15. What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he’s got something to eat and he won’t die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts. ~David Brent

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21 thought-provoking quotes about advice

How do you feel about giving advice?

How do you feel about getting advice?

If you’re anything like me then you’re much more comfortable with giving rather than getting.

When we give advice our intentions are usually good but rarely does it come over that way to the recipient of our advice, unless it resonates with what they had in mind anyway.

So when you’re considering giving someone the benefit of your own personal wisdom, a good question to ask yourself is, “If I were to be on the receiving end of the advice I’m about to give, how would I feel and how would I react?

If you think that your reaction would be negative then perhaps you shouldn’t give that advice at all.

And remember, if you much give advice then tone matters. How you say something is just as important as what you say.

Put yourself in the other person’s shoes and treat then as you’d like to be treated. That way your advice might have a better chance of being well received.

Of course, they’re just my views dear reader. However there are plenty of people who might have different views when it comes to advice.

So here are 21 thought-provoking quotes about advice from the great and the good to offer you a more balanced view on the subject.

Quotes about advice:

  1. The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. ~Harry S Truman
  2. Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. ~Warren Buffett
  3. The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. ~Oscar Wilde
  4. Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it. ~Harper Lee
  5. Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. ~Marcus Tullius Cicero
  6. Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. ~Benjamin Franklin
  7. The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice. ~Eddie Murphy
  8. My advice to anyone with a dream is to never stop pursuing it. ~Shawn Mendes
  9. The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none. ~Eden Phillpotts
  10. The best advice I ever got was that knowledge is power and to keep reading. ~David Bailey
  11. Financial independence is paramount. My mom always says that when a woman is financially independent, she has the ability to live life on her own terms. I think that was the soundest advice that I ever got. ~Priyanka Chopra
  12. My dad said to me, ‘Work hard and be patient.’ It was the best advice he ever gave me. You have to put the hours in. ~Simon Cowell
  13. My advice to other disabled people would be, concentrate on things your disability doesn’t prevent you doing well, and don’t regret the things it interferes with. Don’t be disabled in spirit as well as physically. ~Stephen Hawking
  14. Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it. ~Agatha Christie
  15. My only advice is, follow your dream and do whatever you like to do the most. I chose journalism because I wanted to be in the places where history was being made. ~Jorge Ramos
  16. I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am. ~Tom Hopkins
  17. If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. ~Norman Ralph Augustine
  18. A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. ~E W Howe
  19. The best fashion advice I’d say would be just to do what makes you comfortable and what makes you feel cute, and that’s how you’re gonna look your best ’cause when you feel your best, everybody else can feel it, too. ~Ariana Grande
  20. When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. ~Saul Bellow
  21. You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway. ~John Steinbeck

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15 Quotes by Betty White

Betty Marion White Ludden, known professionally as Betty White, is an American actor and comedian born in 1922.

She’s had the longest television career of any female entertainer.

Not only is she an actor, she is also one of the first women to have control both in front of and behind the camera and she is recognized as the first woman to produce a sitcom.

She is probably best known for her roles in The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Golden Girls and, more recently, Hot in Cleveland.

However she’s had a successful career spanning more than 75 years and she’s received eight Emmy awards in various categories.

And she continues to work despite her age.

What makes her interesting for me is her positive attitude.

Whenever you hear her speak or give advice she’s always so positive and that’s a quality I admire in people.

So here are 15 quotes by Betty White to illustrate my point.

Quotes by Betty White:

  1. I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple. ~Betty White
  2. It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. ~Betty White
  3. I may be a senior but so what? I’m still hot. ~Betty White
  4. I think it’s your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that’s a waste of a lovely life. ‘Oh… I’m 30, oh, I’m 40, oh, 50.’ Make the most of it. ~Betty White
  5. I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise. ~Betty White
  6. The bottom line is, I’m blessed with good health. On top of that, I don’t go around thinking ‘Oh, I’m 90, I better do this or I better do that.’ I’m just Betty. I’m the same Betty that I’ve always been. Take it or leave it. ~Betty White
  7. Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way. ~Betty White
  8. Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won’t live long enough to find out about, but I’m still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, ‘I’m going to be 30 – oh, what am I going to do?’ Well, use that decade! Use them all! ~Betty White
  9. I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are. ~Betty White
  10. I’m having the time of my life and the fact that I’m still working – how lucky can you get? I’m 90 years old and still able to work as much as I do. That’s a privilege. ~Betty White
  11. I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. ~Betty White
  12. The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you’re going before you even start. That’s a tough audience to surprise, and a tough audience to write for. It’s much more competitive now, because the audience is so much more – I want to say ‘sophisticated.’ ~Betty White
  13. A lot of people think this is a goody-two-shoes talking. But we do have a tendency to complain rather than celebrating who we are. I learned at my mother’s knee it’s better to appreciate what’s happening. I think we kind of talk ourselves into the negative sometimes. ~Betty White
  14. Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do. ~Betty White
  15. If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing. If I sound old-fashioned, it’s because I’m as old as I am! But it’s just polite. ~Betty White

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21 humorous quotes that will really tickle you

By popular demand and just for you dear reader, here are another 21 humorous quotes that will really tickle you I’m sure.

Unfortunately I’ve struggled to identify the original authors of these witticisms so they must all be classified as ‘Author Unknown’.

However if anyone can help me on this point I’d be happy to give appropriate credits where possible. Just let me know either via Comments or Contact.

Either way I hope they will make you smile dear reader.

And should you be someone for whom life is tough right now, then I hope they bring a little light to what otherwise might be a dark day.

This is the latest collection of humorous quotes put together in response to requests from readers for more laughter and less gloom. So I hope that has been achieved.

These are probably as funny as any quotes you’ll read today or any day. Maybe you disagree? If so your comments would be welcome.

Laugh long and laugh loud for life is too short not to fill your days with laughter. Enjoy this moment, for this moment is your life.

Humorous Quotes:

  1. It was me, I let the dogs out.
  2. Parenthood is the scariest hood to go through.
  3. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
  4. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  5. I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
  6. Today is one of those days when even my coffee needs a coffee.
  7. I am one step away from being rich and all I need now is money.
  8. An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
  9. I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
  10. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
  11. I remember years ago when all I wanted to do is be older. I was wrong.
  12. I think something’s missing in my life. Like two or three million dollars.
  13. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold.
  14. I once had a job in an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.
  15. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
  16. Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse?” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
  17. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three or four times, you know, just to be sure!
  18. I was going to take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
  19. Don’t mess with me; I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
  20. That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they’ve repeated it about five times.
  21. During his summer recess, Santa has been viewing your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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15 Quotes by Larry David

If you were a fan of the US sitcom Seinfeld then you will be familiar with the name Larry David. He was the creator of that series along with Jerry Seinfeld and for me it’s one the finest sitcoms of all time.

Lawrence Gene David, to give Larry David his full name, was born in Brooklyn, New York. He is a comedian, writer, actor, director, and television producer.

Larry David was the head writer and executive producer for Seinfeld from 1989 to 1997 and subsequently gained further recognition for the sitcom series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, and in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

Here are 15 quotes by Larry David which might make you think and some might even make you smile. All are well worth a few minutes of your time.

Quotes by Larry David:

  1. Golf and dating don’t mix. ~Larry David
  2. You know, I’m really not that bright. ~Larry David
  3. You write about what you know. ~Larry David
  4. I have reservations about everything I do. ~Larry David
  5. Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man? There’s your diamond in the rough. ~Larry David
  6. Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible. ~Larry David
  7. I wanted to make a living but I really wasn’t interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. ~Larry David
  8. If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny. ~Larry David
  9. I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. ~Larry David
  10. Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! ~Larry David
  11. I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. ~Larry David
  12. I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there. ~Larry David
  13. It’s always good to take something that’s happened in your life and make something of it comedically. ~Larry David
  14. I think that what people imagine they’re going through is much worse than what they are going through. ~Larry David
  15. I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. ~Larry David

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15 Quotes by Paulo Coelho

Paulo Coelho de Souza, or Paulo Coelho as he’s better known to the wider world, is a Brazilian novelist and lyricist.

He’s best known for his novel The Alchemist.

Paulo Coelho is also known as a keen user of digital media. He posts up to three times a week on his blog and he has millions of fans on both Facebook and Twitter.

In 2014, he also uploaded around 80,000 documents-manuscripts, diaries, photos, reader letters, press clippings and created a virtual Paulo Coelho Foundation, along with the physical foundation which is based in Geneva.

Here are 15 quotes by Paulo Coelho which certainly made me think, so I hope you will find them interesting too dear reader.

Quotes by Paulo Coelho:

  1. We want to answer this classical question, who am I? ~Paulo Coelho
  2. We have lost contact with reality, the simplicity of life. ~Paulo Coelho
  3. The more in harmony with yourself you are, the more joyful you are. ~Paulo Coelho
  4. Love can consign us to hell or to paradise but it always takes us somewhere. ~Paulo Coelho
  5. The good old days, when each idea had an owner, are gone forever. ~Paulo Coelho
  6. One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving. ~Paulo Coelho
  7. The more violent the storm, the quicker it passes. ~Paulo Coelho
  8. Every blessing ignored becomes a curse. ~Paulo Coelho
  9. We have to stop and be humble enough to understand that there is something called mystery. ~Paulo Coelho
  10. Everybody is a political person, whether you say something or you are silent. A political attitude is not whether you go to parliament; it’s how you deal with your life, with your surroundings. ~Paulo Coelho
  11. Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. And no heart has ever suffered when it goes in search of its dream. ~Paulo Coelho
  12. Things do not always happen the way I would like them to happen, and I had better get used to that. ~Paulo Coelho
  13. You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one. Each day brings a miracle of its own. It’s just a matter of paying attention to this miracle. ~Paulo Coelho
  14. Let us be absolutely clear about one thing: we must not confuse humility with false modesty or servility. ~Paulo Coelho
  15. You’re always learning. The problem is, sometimes you stop and think you understand the world. This is not correct. The world is always moving. You never reach the point you can stop making an effort. ~Paulo Coelho

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15 Quotes by Dr Laura Schlessinger

For readers unfamiliar with her work, Dr Laura Schlessinger is an American talk radio host, commentator and author.

Her radio show consists mainly of her responses to callers’ requests for personal advice.

Her presentation style is a tough love, no nonsense approach, which means to some people she can be seen as controversial.

Certainly she’s a social conservative and even her own website says that her show preaches, teaches and nags about morals, values and ethics.

Nevertheless she has a loyal following and many people around the world listen to her via her podcasts.

Here are 15 quotes by Dr Laura Schlessinger which I think reflect her approach.

You can judge for yourself whether it’s an approach that would appeal to you dear reader. However I think these quotes are worth a few minutes of your time.

Quotes by Dr Laura Schlessinger:

  1. It doesn’t matter how we were raised. We become the person we choose to be. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  2. In the end analysis, all we have is who we are and the way we have lived our lives. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  3. The ultimate quality of your life is not in your resumé, but in the minds and hearts of those you mean something to because you gave yourself to them. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  4. You’ve touched people and known it. You’ve touched people and you may never know it. Either way, you have something to give. It’s in giving to one another that each of our lives becomes meaningful. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  5. A woman should always be more concerned with standing up for what is right than making sure everyone likes her. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  6. Don’t worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  7. Because it’s possible to do and you have the right to do it, doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  8. We as human beings should wish to be loved and embraced for our character, respected and relied on for our courage, and trusted for our conscience. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  9. The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  10. There’s no battered woman alive who didn’t know in advance that the man was bad. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  11. Men are very easy to get along with they just want to come home to something pleasant. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  12. There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper? ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  13. People with integrity do what they say they’re going to do. Others have excuses. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  14. Postponing happiness until all your ducks are in order means never because life is not that clean, fair or predictable. It isn’t what happens to you that defines your life, it’s what you do with it that does. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger
  15. Self-esteem must be earned! When you dare to dream, dare to follow that dream, dare to suffer through the pain, sacrifice, self-doubts, and friction from the world, you will genuinely impress yourself. ~Dr Laura Schlessinger

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21 thought-provoking quotes about life

What is life really all about? That’s a question we all ask ourselves occasionally.

In fact we’re all searching for life’s meaning constantly it seems to me. That’s why quotes about life are so popular with people.

For some people life can be very hard, whilst others appear to lead a charmed life seemingly without any problems at all.

However never judge a person’s situation by first appearances. In reality, everyone has problems and challenges. Everyone struggles, at least occasionally.

No one goes through life without being tested from time to time.

Just because people don’t appear to have problems doesn’t mean they live lives that are problem free.

However it is through life’s challenges that our characters are formed. All you can do is take a philosophical approach with life and enjoy the ride.

If you’re searching for meaning today then here are 21 thought-provoking quotes about life to help you reflect and think about what matters most to you and yours:-

Quotes about life:

  1. You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough. ~Mae West
  2. To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. ~Oscar Wilde
  3. The most important thing is to enjoy your life, to be happy, it’s all that matters. ~Audrey Hepburn
  4. Monsters are real and ghosts are real too. They live inside us and sometimes they win. ~Stephen King
  5. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  6. Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. ~Margaret Mitchell
  7. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. ~Sophia Loren
  8. Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment. ~Rita Mae Brown
  9. Your time is limited so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. ~Steve Jobs
  10. Life is to be enjoyed, not endured. ~Gordon B. Hinckley
  11. The more I see, the less I know for sure. ~John Lennon
  12. You cannot find peace by avoiding life. ~Michael Cunningham
  13. May you live every day of your life. ~Jonathan Swift
  14. Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been.’ ~John Greenleaf Whittier
  15. You can’t live your life for other people. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. ~Author Unknown
  16. I didn’t get there by wishing for it or hoping for it but by working for it. ~Estee Lauder
  17. I can accept failure, everyone fails at something, but I cannot accept not trying. ~Michael Jordan
  18. I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. ~Jimi Hendrix
  19. The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy. ~Kalu Ndukwe Kalu
  20. Whenever you want to achieve something, keep your eyes open, concentrate and make sure you know exactly what it is you want. No one can hit their target with their eyes closed. ~Paulo Coelho
  21. This life is what you make it. No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends; they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything; they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them, actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up because if you give up, you’ll never find your soulmate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about. ~Marilyn Monroe

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15 Quotes by Dr Joy Browne

For anyone unfamiliar with her work, the late Dr Joy Browne was an American psychologist and talk show host who specialized in on-air advice counselling.

She hosted a nationally syndicated call-in radio talk show for several decades, providing advice to callers and words of wisdom to her listen.

Her shows achieved worldwide reach via podcasts.

She had a legion of loyal fans who were devastated when she passed away suddenly in August 2016.

Here are 15 quotes by Dr Joy Browne to illustrate why I believe she was an inspiration.

Quotes by Dr Joy Browne:

  1. Stupid and cheerful beats smart but angry. ~Dr Joy Browne
  2. Friendship is a relationship between equals. ~Dr Joy Browne
  3. You can only help someone who wants to be helped. ~Dr Joy Browne
  4. If you’re going to have to deal with it sooner or later then sooner is better than later. ~Dr Joy Browne
  5. Appearing to be reasonable is usually more important than being reasonable. ~Dr Joy Browne
  6. Being in a relationship that makes you unhappy is a bad idea. ~Dr Joy Browne
  7. You don’t need a reason to divorce someone you can’t stand. ~Dr Joy Browne
  8. The person who cares least about the relationship controls it. ~Dr Joy Browne
  9. Our feelings are not our responsibility but our behaviour is. ~Dr Joy Browne
  10. If we give up the notion that everybody’s life is perfect but ours, we would be a lot happier. Nobody’s life is perfect. ~Dr Joy Browne
  11. The role of parents is not to do for our children but to teach our children to do for themselves. ~Dr Joy Browne
  12. Good parenting helps our kids to walk away from us and not to depend on us. ~Dr Joy Browne
  13. Kids have to make their own mistakes because anything we tell them, even if it’s right isn’t as valuable as what they learn from doing something, even if it’s wrong. ~Dr Joy Browne
  14. If someone is being difficult, what you do is walk away because either they need some time to sort it out, and you can’t do it for them, or they don’t. If they don’t, well you might as well leave with your dignity intact. You can’t make someone love you, you really can’t. ~Dr Joy Browne
  15. The only behaviour we can ever control in this life, as much as we can control anything, is our own. Not anyone else’s. ~Dr Joy Browne

I hope you were inspired by at least some of these quotes dear reader and perhaps you’d like to explore some of her work further. An example of her on-air counselling is included here as an embedded YouTube video. This is well worth your time.

Also Dr Joy Browne’s website is still available and you can explore this by clicking on the link.

If this example from YouTube appealed to you then you can still listen to her podcasts here at TuneIn.com. Just click on this link and explore the possibilities.

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15 amusing quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor

The late Zsa Zsa Gabor was an actress and socialite known for her luxurious taste, glamorous sense of style, and for series of high-profile marriages to wealthy men. She was married nine times.

Born in Hungary to parents of Jewish heritage, she was crowned Miss Hungary in 1936. She began her stage career in Vienna before leaving for the United States in 1941.

With her strong personality, grace and charm she became a much sought-after actress and was highly regarded for her European flair and style.

Zsa Zsa Gabor never failed to speak her mind, particularly when it came to matters of men, marriage and celebrity, and she was well known for her witty remarks and memorable one-liners.

Her sisters were the actresses Eva Gabor and Magda Gabor.

So today let’s remember some of this Hollywood legend’s most memorable quips with what I think are 15 of her most amusing quotes.

Amusing quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  1. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  2. My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  3. How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  4. I’m a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  5. I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  6. There is no diet for a big ego.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  7. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  8. Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  9. When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  10. Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.~Zsa Zsa Gabor 
  11. I believe in large families. Every woman should have at least three husbands.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  12. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  13. I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  14. The only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
  15. I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Polite request:

Did you find these amusing quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor as amusing as you’d hoped dear reader?

You did? I hope so anyway.

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