3 hilariously funny jokes that will definitely tickle you silly


1. Car trouble:

Jane was driving along the Interstate 5 on her way to San Diego when her old car suddenly died on her. Naturally she called out a local mechanic to help her.

The mechanic arrived and said, “Howdy mam, what seems to be the problem?

Well”, said Jane, “I was just driving along when suddenly I lost all power and the car came to a complete standstill.”

Well let me just take a look for you mam”, said the mechanic.

At which he lifts the hood and gives the engine a cursory glance before whacking something very hard with a hammer.

Try it now mam”, said the mechanic.

To Jane’s amazement, when she turned the key, the car burst into life again.

That’s incredible!” said Jane. “You’ve been here for less than 30 seconds and you’ve already got it going again. I’m very grateful. Thank you.

All part of the service mam!” the mechanic responded, before adding, “That’ll be $250.”

Jane couldn’t quite believe what she was hearing. “How much?” she said. “How can it be $250 when all you did was hit something with a hammer?

Well mam”, said the mechanic, “I can produce an itemised bill if you like.

Yes please”, said Jane, “you do that! It’ll make interesting reading.”

So the mechanic started tapping something into an iPad and then he printed it out on a printer in his truck. He then handed Jane the bill. It read:

 

2. The new bus driver:

The new bus driver pulled his bus up at the bus stop and on climbed a giant of a man who said to the driver, “Big John don’t pay!” before walking off and taking his seat.

Well Big John was aptly named, he really was a monster of a man and the driver was small and skinny, so he figured that a confrontation with Big John may not end well. Not for him anyway. So he let it go.

The next day the same thing happened. The bus stopped, Big John got on, and once again he told the driver, “Big John don’t pay!” before going straight to his seat.

Again the new driver was reluctant to challenge him because of his size.

Well this became a daily occurrence and increasingly the new bus driver began to resent being afraid of Big John.

So he decided to sign up for a body building class at his local gym. He figured that if he was more muscular he’d be equipped to challenge Big John and force him to pay the fare. This became an obsession with him and he worked hard on it.

Before long the bus driver had rippling muscles where once there had only been skin and bone. And as his physical appearance became more impressive, the driver felt confident and ready to confront Big John the next time he got on his bus.

Sure enough, at the usual stop, on to the bus stepped Big John, with his usual declaration, “Big John don’t pay!”

Now just hold it there fella!” said the driver, ready and waiting for a confrontation. “And just why don’t Big John pay?

Well the situation was tense momentarily as Big John reached into his pocket and the driver began to wonder whether he’d done the right thing after all.

Then Big John smiled as he withdrew his hand from his pocket and said, “Because I’ve got this bus pass!

3. Native American Chief:

Bill was studying for a Masters Degree in American Studies at the University of London. He loved American culture, so naturally he was a regular traveller to the USA. In particular he liked getting to know the real America beyond the obvious tourist destinations.

On one trip he was staying in a hotel in Cheyenne, Wyoming when he saw an old Native American chief in full native dress sitting in the lobby.

Wow, who’s that?” Bill asked the desk clerk.

Oh, that’s Chief Elephant’s Memory,” the clerk responded.

Why is he called Chief Elephant’s Memory?” asked Bill.

Because he’s 93 and he still has the most amazing memory. He never forgets anything,” said the clerk. “You might not believe this but he can actually remember every single detail of his life with immediate recall.”

Really?” Bill said, intrigued by what he was being told.

So Bill walked up to the Chief and said, “Hi there, I hope you don’t mind but I’ve heard you have the most amazing memory. They say you can remember every detail of your life. Can you tell me what you had for breakfast on your eighteenth birthday?

Eggs”, replied the Chief quietly.

Bill was amazed with this response but as he walked away the desk clerk called him over and said, “Hey buddy, when you speak to one of our Native Americans you don’t say ‘Hi there’, it’s common courtesy to address them by saying, ‘How!’.

Bill thanked the clerk for putting him right and promised he’d remember that next time.

One year later Bill’s back in Cheyenne again. He’s in the same hotel when he spots the same old Native American chief sitting in the lobby.

Remembering the desk clerk’s advice from his previous visit he walks up to the Chief and says, “How!

Sunny-side up”, the Chief responded.

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30 profound quotes that will definitely make you think

Here are 30 profound quotes that will definitely make you think. They’re some of the very best quotes I’ve read this week. And I’ve already used a few of them in presentations I’ve made.

These really are wise quotes that will have you reflecting on the meaning of life itself. They’re well worth a minute or two of you time and, I’m sure you’ll agree, they’re some of the best quotes you will read anywhere.

Profound quotes:

  1. The third-rate mind is only happy when it’s thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it’s thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it’s thinking. ~AA Milne
  2. Education is not the learning of many facts but the training of the mind to think. ~Albert Einstein
  3. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ~Confucius
  4. Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are. ~Kurt Cobain
  5. We all make choices in life but in the end our choices make us. ~Author Unknown
  6. We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever. The goal is to create something that will. ~Chuck Palahniuk
  7. Those who play by the book will always be beaten by those who write their own. ~Author Unknown
  8. The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. ~Mark Twain
  9. When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. ~Franklin D Roosevelt
  10. The grass is greener where you water it. ~Neil Barringham
  11. The wise man knows that it’s better to sit on the banks of a remote mountain stream than to be emperor of the whole world. ~Zhuangzi
  12. You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you didn’t know. ~William Wilberforce
  13. Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains. ~Jean-Jacques Rousseau
  14. The most beautiful people I’ve known are those who have known trials, have known struggles, have known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. ~Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
  15. Society in every state is a blessing but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one. ~Thomas Paine
  16. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  17. An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. ~Charles Darwin
  18. History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamour of the bad people but the appalling silence of the good people. ~Martin Luther King Jr
  19. People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don’t know is what they do does. ~Michel Foucault
  20. Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. ~Dandemis
  21. Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong. ~Thomas Jefferson
  22. If a triangle could speak, it would say, in like manner, that God is eminently triangular, while a circle would say that the divine nature is eminently circular. Thus, each would ascribe to God its own attributes, would assume itself to be like God, and look on everything else as ill-shaped. ~Baruch Spinoza
  23. The shield may be as important for victory as the sword or spear. ~Charles Darwin
  24. Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. ~Thomas Paine
  25. Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. ~William Penn
  26. Never was anything great achieved without danger. ~Niccolò Machiavelli
  27. It is better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. ~Emiliano Zapata
  28. It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~Aristotle
  29. Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. ~Lao Tzu
  30. We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained. ~Marie Curie

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Here are 10 quotes that really make you think

Everyone I know likes a good quote. I’m sure you do too dear reader. In particular, quotes that really make you think, perhaps? Quotes that help you reflect on life and its meaning, maybe?

Certainly most quotes tend to get me thinking about and reflecting on life, its meaning and the human condition.

Here are 10 quotes that really make you think. Certainly they all made me think, so I’m sure you will too dear reader.

Enjoy them all and see how many of them that you can put to good use.

Quotes that really make you think:

  1. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. ~Bertrand Russell
  2. Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are. ~Quentin Crisp
  3. You have to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there. ~Yogi Berra
  4. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. ~Albert Einstein
  5. Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. ~Hubert Humphrey
  6. Believe you can and you’re halfway there. ~Theodore Roosevelt
  7. Gold medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts. ~Author Unknown
  8. Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step. ~Author Unknown
  9. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said. ~Author Unknown
  10. It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. ~Zig Ziglar

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21 thought-provoking quotes about mothers

Being a mother is probably the most challenging and daunting job on earth, particularly if you have to do it alone.

However nothing’s more important than motherhood because without mothers there would not be a next generation or indeed future generations. Without mothers the human race would disappear.

A mother’s love nurtures the people of tomorrow. And for that we all owe mothers the greatest debt of gratitude.

There could not be a more important job than being a mother, surely? That’s why mothers have such a special place in our hearts. Working careers are all very well but motherhood matters more, or at least it should do.

Fathers matter too of course, but mothers are truly very special.

So today I offer you 21 thought-provoking quotes about mothers to underline my point.

Ladies, if you’re a mother then remember this; the world owes you its gratitude. For without your love and hard work bringing up well-adjusted young people, the human race would cease to exist.

That’s why I believe that no job is more important than the role of mother. Your children are your legacy and your gift to the future.

Quotes about mothers:

  1. Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. ~Robert Browning
  2. Motherhood is difficult and rewarding. ~Gloria Estefan
  3. The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant. ~Jane Sellman
  4. My mom is definitely my rock. ~Alicia Keys
  5. My mother is a walking miracle. ~Leonardo DiCaprio
  6. Life began with waking up and loving my mother’s face. ~George Eliot
  7. All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. ~Abraham Lincoln
  8. When you’re in the thick of raising your kids by yourself, you tend to keep a running list of everything you think you’re doing wrong. I recommend taking a lot of family pictures as evidence to the contrary. ~Connie Schultz
  9. The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. ~Theodore Hesburgh
  10. Love as powerful as your mother’s for you leaves its own mark. To have been loved so deeply will give us some protection forever. ~JK Rowling
  11. God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. ~Rudyard Kipling
  12. Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. ~William Makepeace Thackeray
  13. A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. ~Victor Hugo
  14. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle
  15. My mother has always been my emotional barometer and my guidance. I was lucky enough to get to have one woman who truly helped me through everything. ~Emma Stone
  16. My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. ~George Washington
  17. Kids don’t stay with you if you do it right. It’s the one job where, the better you are the more surely you won’t be needed in the long run. ~Barbara Kingsolver
  18. Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There’s no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. ~Gail Tsukiyama
  19. If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. ~Booker T. Washington
  20. There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. ~Jill Churchill
  21. I realized when you look at your mother you’re looking at the purest love you will ever know. ~Mitch Albom

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25 rib-tickling jokes that are laugh out loud funny

Here’s another batch of short but laugh our loud funny jokes for you dear reader. I hope they give you a few minutes of pleasure to brighten your day.

Today’s laugh out loud funny jokes:

  • If I’m nobody;
  • And nobody’s perfect;
  • Then I must be perfect.
  • Why are frogs are so happy?
  • They eat whatever bugs them.
  • How do you befriend a squirrel?
  • Act like a nut.
  • Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
  • Because they kept dropping their trunks.
  • What do you call a pooch living in Alaska?
  • A chilly dog.
  • What do call you a row of bunnies moving backwards?
  • A receding hare line.
  • Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?
  • Because he had little patients.
  • What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel it’s good enough?
  • Impasta syndrome.
  • Would you like to hear a joke about construction?
  • I’m still working on it.
  • I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
    He cried and gave me a big hug.
  • My wife was complaining that I never take her anywhere expensive.
  • So I said, “Come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station.”
  • They say 40 is the new 30
  • But try telling that to a traffic cop.
  • Relationships are like algebra.
  • You look at your X and wonder Y.
  • What did the green grape say to the purple grape!
  • BREATH!
  • What do you call a magic dog?
  • A labracadabrador.
  • You could say it was an emotional wedding.
  • Even the cake was in tears.
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  • No eye deer.
  • A guy assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
  • How dairy.
  • My ex-wife still misses me.
  • But her aim’s improving.
  • I own a pencil once owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
  • Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
  • People didn’t like having to bend over to get their drinks.
  • So I decided to raise the bar.
  • The World Tongue-Twister Champion was up before the judge in court.
  • I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
  • I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
  • It’s a complex complex complex.
  • I hate insects puns.
  • They really bug me.
  • I’ve been trying to lose weight.
  • But it keeps finding me.

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15 funny one-liners guaranteed to make you smile

Here is another batch of funny one-liners guaranteed to make you smile.

Once again I’ve been searching to find the best smiles I can find just to brighten your day dear reader. I’ve done the hard work, so you don’t have to.

So sit back, relax and enjoy them all. I hope you enjoy these funny one-liners just as much as I did.

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You can’t lose, so please share them now but not before you’ve enjoyed today’s smiles.

Funny one-liners:-

  1. Never tell your secrets in a cornfield. There are too many ears
  2. Never give up on your dreams. Stay in bed and sleep on.
  3. I used to work as an origami teacher but I hated it. There was too much paperwork.
  4. They’ve just opened a new restaurant Downtown. It’s called Karma and they don’t have a menu. You just get what you deserve.
  5. Our local farmer has started feeding his cows with birdseed. That would explain why the milk is going cheep.
  6. There’s a store on Main Street where you can get dead batteries free of charge.
  7. Why is everything delivered by ship called a cargo and yet if it’s delivered by a van it’s called a shipment?
  8. Change your password to incorrect and then if you can’t quite remember it, your computer will say your password is incorrect.
  9. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car using spaghetti. Her face was a picture when I drove pasta.
  10. A man delivers a load of bubble wrap. “Where do you want this he asks?” “Oh, just pop it in the corner” was the reply.
  11. A police recruit was asked during his exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He answered “Call for backup.”
  12. I was amused to read the epitaph on the late dentist’s gravestone. It read “He’s now filling his last cavity.
  13. Why do bees hum? Because they can never remember the words.
  14. Why are ghosts always bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
  15. What would you call someone with just a nose and no body? Nobody knows.

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15 amusing quotes by Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan was a funny, irreverent and much loved comedian and staple of British television and radio for many years in the post-war era and right up to his death in 2002.

Born Terence Alan Milligan in India, he was the son of a British Army Captain of Irish descent and an English mother.

In addition to being a wonderful comic performer, probably best known for his work with the Goon Show, he was also a successful writer, poet, playwright and actor.

Though he spent much of his early life in India, the majority of his adult life was spent in the United Kingdom.

However when the Commonwealth Immigrants Act removed Indian-born Milligan’s automatic right to British citizenship in 1962, despite his own service in the British Army as well as his father’s, he became an Irish citizen, exercising a right conferred through his Irish-born father.

I think he was a genuinely funny man and to prove it, here are 15 of his razor-sharp quips. Enjoy them all.

Quotes by Spike Milligan:

  1. All men are cremated equal. ~Spike Milligan
  2. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. ~Spike Milligan
  3. I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. ~Spike Milligan
  4. Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? ~Spike Milligan
  5. Money couldn’t buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy. ~Spike Milligan
  6. I’m a hero with coward’s legs. ~Spike Milligan
  7. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. ~Spike Milligan
  8. I turned and rubbed my hands with glee. I always keep a tin of glee handy. ~Spike Milligan
  9. I can speak Esperanto like a native. ~Spike Milligan
  10. I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ~Spike Milligan
  11. Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan
  12. Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death. ~Spike Milligan
  13. A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherd’s Bush. ~Spike Milligan
  14. A family man from Siberia; As a father was very inferior; But one operation; Revised the situation; And now he’s Mother Superior. ~Spike Milligan
  15. And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ~Spike Milligan

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11 razor-sharp quotes from some of life’s greatest wits

I love a razor-sharp quote. So here are 11 from my journal which I thought I’d share just with you dear reader. They all made me smile and I hope they brighten your day too. Enjoy.

  1. Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you. ~Jeremy Clarkson
  2. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde 
  3. I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one. ~Brian Clough
  4. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. ~Dorothy Parker
  5. Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan
  6. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. ~Winston Churchill
  7. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ~WC Fields
  8. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~Noel Coward
  9. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ~Woody Allen
  10. A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth. ~George Bernard Shaw
  11. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. ~Mark Twain

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21 thought-provoking quotes about ignorance

To be ignorant, one lacks education and knowledge. Therefore ignorance implies a lack of awareness.

Additionally it means that we are unaware of information and facts.

Also it means we lack an understanding and/or appreciation of other people and their ways.

It can also mean that we deliberately ignore or disregard what’s going on around us and the impact of our actions on other people and society.

It can also imply technical ignorance whereby we’re unaware of how some is done or should be done.

So today I offer you 21 thought-provoking quotes about ignorance to help you to reflect a little more on its significance.

Being ignorant reflects badly on us generally and it should never be seen as a ‘badge of honour’.

Ignorance goes together with stupidity, and that’s not something of which we can be proud.

The cure for ignorance is education and that is a lifelong process.

You don’t have to go to college or university but you must educate yourself constantly, to hone your skills and avoid making stupid mistakes through ignorance.

Investing in your own education throughout life will pay the best dividends I can assure you.

Quotes about ignorance:

  1. Ignorance is never better than knowledge. ~Enrico Fermi
  2. There is no darkness but ignorance. ~William Shakespeare
  3. Ignorance is the mother of all evils. ~Francois Rabelais
  4. Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance. ~Plato
  5. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. ~Confucius
  6. Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance. ~William Gaddis
  7. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. ~Jeff Rich
  8. There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance. ~Hippocrates
  9. Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. ~Martin Luther King, Jr
  10. Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. ~George Bernard Shaw
  11. Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance. ~W. Clement Stone
  12. Humility and knowledge in poor clothes excel pride and ignorance in costly attire. ~William Penn
  13. The truest characters of ignorance are vanity, pride and arrogance. ~Samuel Butler
  14. The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance; and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding. ~Albert Camus
  15. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. ~Winston Churchill
  16. Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance. ~Robert Quillen
  17. Ignorance is by far the biggest danger and threat to humankind. ~Moza bint Nasser
  18. It’s innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn’t. ~Mignon McLaughlin
  19. You can rule ignorance; you can manipulate the illiterate; you can do whatever you want when a people are uneducated, so that goes in line with corrupt business and corrupt politics. ~will.i.am
  20. Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace. ~Dalai Lama
  21. Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. ~H.L. Mencken

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10 truly inspiring quotes that will motivate you to be the best

Your life is too important to be little. Be what you want to be. ~Michael Josephson.

True happiness is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ~Helen Keller

Character is the basis of happiness and happiness is the reward of character. ~George Santayana

Being sure is not the same as being right. ~Author Unknown

Tough times never last but tough people do. ~Robert H Schuller

When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe then you’ll be successful. ~Eric Thomas

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard. ~Tim Notke

A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done. ~Vince Lombardi

Every great story on the planet happened when someone decided not to give up, but kept going no matter what. ~Spryte Loriano

Intelligent people ask questions. It’s perfectly reasonable to seek clarification if you don’t quite understand or to ask “Could you explain that to me please?” Only a fool would proceed in ignorance. ~Roy Sutton

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