3 hilariously funny short story jokes to prove you don’t mess with women


1. Jackie and the Game Warden:

Steve and Jackie went on vacation to a fishing resort in Montana.

Now Steve was a keen fisherman and he liked to go out fishing early in the morning. Whereas when she’s on vacation Jackie preferred just to read and relax.

One morning after a few hours of fishing on the lake Steve returned in the boat and, feeling a little tired by now, decided to take a midday nap.

At this point Jackie is feeling in need of a little fresh air so, although not really familiar with their boat, she decided to take it out onto the lake.

So she motored out a short distance, anchored the boat, and then continued reading her book in the peace and tranquillity of this beautiful part of the world.

Jackie’s sitting reading for about half an hour when suddenly the Game Warden’s boat pulls up next to her boat.

Good day mam”, said the Game Warden. “What are you doing?

I’m reading a book”, Jackie replied.

Mam do realise you’re in a restricted fishing area?” said the Game Warden.

Does that really matter?” said Jackie. “I’m not fishing I’m reading.

The Game Warden cast his experienced eye over her boat and then said, “Mam I can see your boat has all the equipment for fishing. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’m afraid I’ll have to write you up a ticket.

Jackie smiled and then said, “Officer, if you do that I will file a complaint against you for sexual assault.

Surprised and slightly concerned by her response the Game Warden said, “Mam, what do you mean? I haven’t laid a finger on you?

Perhaps”, said Jackie “but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

You have a nice day mam”, said the Game Warden, as he re-started his engine and sailed away, leaving Jackie to her reading.

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women. You won’t win.

2. The silent treatment:

Frank and his wife Liz were giving each other the silent treatment after an argument.

This had gone on for 10 days when Frank realised he needed her to wake him the following morning at 5am so he could catch the 8am flight to Los Angeles for a very important business meeting.

However Frank didn’t want to be the first to break the silence so he left a note on her bedside table which read, “Please wake me at 5am.

The next morning he woke up only to find it was already 9am. So he’d missed his flight to Los Angeles.

Frank was furious and he was about to ask his wife why she hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper on his bedside table. It read, “It’s 5am. Wake up.

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women. You won’t win.

3. A woman’s contribution:

One evening Bill returned home from work only to find his home completely wrecked and upside down. Everything was in a complete mess.

Bill’s three young children were still in their pajamas, eating snacks from the fridge. The entrance rug normally in the hall was lying on the table. The television in the living room was blasting out cartoons loudly. And every item of furniture in the room was covered in stuff.

He walked into the kitchen only to find that the sink was full of dishes. Leftovers from breakfast were scattered all over the counter and it was covered in crumbs too.

So Bill immediately ran up the stairs, dodging toys and piles of clothes, fearing his wife might be gravely ill or that some other misfortune might have happened to her.

When he entered their bedroom, breathless, Bill found his wife lying happily in bed, still in her pajamas, reading a book.

Watching him struggling for breath she smiled and said, “Hello honey how was your day?

Feeling more than surprised and a little confused, Bill asked his wife, “What’s going on? What the hell has been happening here today?

Once again Bill’s wife smiled and said, “Remember that argument we had last night when you hurtfully asked me what the hell I did all day?

“Ehhhh, yes I think so”, said Bill, still slight confused.

Well today I didn’t do any of it, so now you know,” his wife responded.

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women. You won’t win.

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