10 of the best quotes

If you have a passion for offbeat quotes then here are 10 of the best quotes you’ll read.

Once again, they’re all by authors unknown. However it would be a genuine pleasure to include credits if readers can shed light on their origin.

Add a comment if you can help. In the meantime, enjoy today’s best quotes:-

  1. A woman’s dream is not the perfect mate. Her dream is to eat without putting on weight.
  2. What’s your best non-swearing insult? “I hope you step on a Lego”.
  3. Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
  4. For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
  5. Laughing is one of the best exercises; it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend.
  6. The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
  7. Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
  8. I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke but the best ones argon.
  9. Kids, I don’t know if our ceiling is the best ceiling but it’s definitely up there.
  10. The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.

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