15 brilliant one-liners guaranteed to make you smile


There’s so much stuff on the Internet and so little time to read it all. We need a laugh but we haven’t got time to read the longer jokes.

Worry not dear reader. Help is at hand. Here are 15 brilliant one-liners guaranteed to make you smile. Certainly they all made me smile.

They’ll only consume 30 seconds of your time and they’re well worth the effort. And laughter is the best medicine of course. So in the time it takes to take medication, you can have a laugh instead.

Surely that’s a win-win situation? Go on, enjoy them all now.

Brilliant one-liners:

  1. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
  2. The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don’t have.
  3. Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
  4. When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive. It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.
  5. If a woman wants to scare a man the only question she needs to ask is, “Do you know what day it is today?”
  6. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
  7. Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend actually thinking.
  8. She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
  9. Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
  10. If photons have mass does that mean they’re Catholic?
  11. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
  12. A liberal is just a conservative that hasn’t been mugged yet.
  13. You know they’re a real friend when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
  14. Can you make a water-bed more bouncy by using spring water?
  15. Why is the day you do your housework, laundry, cooking and ironing called a day off?

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So did these prove to be the brilliant one-liners you’d hoped for read reader?

Perhaps you feel that you could still use a good laugh?

If so. then click on the links below. You’ll find plenty of smiles to amuse you.

And if you’ve enjoyed what you’ve read then please share it all with your friends on social media.

When you share, everyone wins. It’s always a good idea to pass on the smiles.

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